Today, my mom had an appointment with my teacher after class. She never showed. My teacher ended up driving me home. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom decided to follow me during my driving test. She rear ended me. FML
Today, I faked a sore throat for the school nurse so I could go home early. It took my dad the rest of the school day just to get there to pick me up. FML
Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML
Today, my boss made me work a longer shift than usual. Not because he needed me in, but just so I'd finish at the same time as his brat of a son, and give him a lift home. FML
Today, I wanted to spend the day cleaning my room. My mom thinks that I was lying just to stay home, so she yelled at me to go to her shop. At the shop, she yelled at me for not being any help. When we got home she yelled at me for having a messy room. FML
Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML
Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML
Today, I wasn't allowed to work from home, despite being ill enough to just take the day off anyway, all so there could be "someone to answer the phone." The phone didn't ring once all day. FML
Today, my car broke down. My colleague came to get me and then, later, my husband picked me up from work. We went to collect my abandoned car, but it was gone. It took 10 minutes of me panicking and thinking it had been stolen before he crumpled in laughter and told me he'd already collected it. FML
Today, my boss entrusted me with his car to run an errand, as I usually take the bus. I managed to get there and back safely before someone slammed into me while I was re-entering the lot, causing major damage. It was his wife, who thought I was a car thief. FML
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SugarCrazy 14
Nice teacher... Mine would've been like "Walk to the bus stop -.-"
MrXerxes5 6
Even parents are still scared of teachers it seems.
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Comments (140)
constantno 0
was your teacher hot?
bitchslapped22 14
Today, my mom had an appointment with my teacher after class. She never showed. My teacher ended up driving me home. She is yet to be found. I'm scared. FML
ospeltz1 0
so what that doesn't matter
drdna 0
YET it's still the teachers that every single stinking politician and parent blames for education "not working".
ronbog 0
sounds like the start of a porno
christruji 0
yuh lucky she took you home
Mikeyco1 0
it's illegal for teachers to drive their students home!
BigOrca 2
part 2 of this story is. I tried to get my grades better by offering the teacher some sex and he said I'm not his type.
heyyimkell 2
Well, that does suck, but at least your teacher cared enough to offer you a ride home. A lot of the time, it doesn't exactly put them in a good situation if they have students in their car, even if it is a completely innocent act of driving them home. For one, there have been enough situations of the student-teacher line being crossed in inappropriate ways that have caused reason for caution, although extreme to most, not to mention if your teacher happened to get in a car accident, that would mean deep trouble and they could possibly lose their job, especially if you were harmed. I've got a couple of teachers that I'm sure if it was a last resort, would drive me home if I really needed it, but not only is it taking up even more of their time but also a hassle because of all the policies put in place now. Most teachers, even if they weren't mean or anything would just leave you, assuming you'd have a ride in place and wouldn't think twice. I guess you got lucky in that instance. How would your mom forget a meeting she deliberately put in place with your teacher though? That could also mean good news for you, if you're in trouble or something. Your teacher gave you a ride home, which they certainly didn't have to do, and you put off potentially getting in trouble a little bit longer. Although depending on how your relations are with your teacher, it COULD be awkward, but I see no FML here, really.
Chrispayne 4
Blame you school issue on your parents. Maybe, this teacher will fill sorry for you and lighten up