Today, my mom had an appointment with my teacher after class. She never showed. My teacher ended up driving me home. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom decided to follow me during my driving test. She rear ended me. FML
Today, I faked a sore throat for the school nurse so I could go home early. It took my dad the rest of the school day just to get there to pick me up. FML
Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML
Today, my boss made me work a longer shift than usual. Not because he needed me in, but just so I'd finish at the same time as his brat of a son, and give him a lift home. FML
Today, I wanted to spend the day cleaning my room. My mom thinks that I was lying just to stay home, so she yelled at me to go to her shop. At the shop, she yelled at me for not being any help. When we got home she yelled at me for having a messy room. FML
Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML
Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML
Today, I wasn't allowed to work from home, despite being ill enough to just take the day off anyway, all so there could be "someone to answer the phone." The phone didn't ring once all day. FML
Today, my car broke down. My colleague came to get me and then, later, my husband picked me up from work. We went to collect my abandoned car, but it was gone. It took 10 minutes of me panicking and thinking it had been stolen before he crumpled in laughter and told me he'd already collected it. FML
Today, my boss entrusted me with his car to run an errand, as I usually take the bus. I managed to get there and back safely before someone slammed into me while I was re-entering the lot, causing major damage. It was his wife, who thought I was a car thief. FML
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Top comments
SugarCrazy 14
Nice teacher... Mine would've been like "Walk to the bus stop -.-"
MrXerxes5 6
Even parents are still scared of teachers it seems.
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Comments (140)
imnotcraZ 0
awkward
steierr 7
ya i was gonna say that, it would be soooo awkward wut would u talk about?
Badshah29 6
I'd be lucky if my mom did that
delaney4 0
wow ur pic is jus...wow
SugarCrazy 14
He looks like a poster child for steroid use...
Badshah29 6
@52 thx. 61 i dnt do steroids, i'm just gifted :)
SugarCrazy 14
I never said you were on steroids. I merely implied it.
Badshah29 6
I knw that, i just like to brag. lol
doink 0
That's classy.
yummyjam101 0
hah fail
GARCYA23 0
like your pic lmao
TTGseans 0
that teacher could get fired for driving you home. it happened at my school O_O
wazzup182FML 3
thats really creepy having your teacher drive you home... i sense pedo bear
DeathBunny218 37
When our school went to a university open day my friend was left behind and our head of 6th form had to drive 3 hours there and back. Now that was awkward.
mofo12 0
ever heard of walking? i think that's why you have feet dipshit
fockeygirl 12
Maybe he lives far away. Ever think of that dipshit.
rjflores 0
fun times.
maskedman 9
I don't mean to insult your mom but those are crackhead moves.
AliciaicilA 0
Hopefully the teacher's car was nice.... Awkward Turtle!