Today, my mom had an appointment with my teacher after class. She never showed. My teacher ended up driving me home. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom decided to follow me during my driving test. She rear ended me. FML
Today, I faked a sore throat for the school nurse so I could go home early. It took my dad the rest of the school day just to get there to pick me up. FML
Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML
Today, my boss made me work a longer shift than usual. Not because he needed me in, but just so I'd finish at the same time as his brat of a son, and give him a lift home. FML
Today, I wanted to spend the day cleaning my room. My mom thinks that I was lying just to stay home, so she yelled at me to go to her shop. At the shop, she yelled at me for not being any help. When we got home she yelled at me for having a messy room. FML
Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML
Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML
Today, I wasn't allowed to work from home, despite being ill enough to just take the day off anyway, all so there could be "someone to answer the phone." The phone didn't ring once all day. FML
Today, my car broke down. My colleague came to get me and then, later, my husband picked me up from work. We went to collect my abandoned car, but it was gone. It took 10 minutes of me panicking and thinking it had been stolen before he crumpled in laughter and told me he'd already collected it. FML
Today, my boss entrusted me with his car to run an errand, as I usually take the bus. I managed to get there and back safely before someone slammed into me while I was re-entering the lot, causing major damage. It was his wife, who thought I was a car thief. FML
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Top comments
SugarCrazy 14
Nice teacher... Mine would've been like "Walk to the bus stop -.-"
MrXerxes5 6
Even parents are still scared of teachers it seems.
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Comments (140)
Asianlobster 0
that's ur fault
geeksaresexy 18
What's their fault?
mahomie97 7
F.A.I.L. haha
Thanatos1206 0
No, they're just called shop TEACHERS for the hell of it.
rj6 0
crickets•••••
musicrox1616 0
dude what happend to your mom?
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Oh my God, my brother is the OP! :') For those of you wondering, as my brother thought he would get a ride home with our mother afterwards he missed the only bus home. Our mother had taken an afternoon nap and only woke up when my brother came home. I can't believe this actually got posted, hahaha!
DuckyDave 6
I thought that said showered…
fantasyworld 39
I don't know how it is in France but where I'm from it's illegal for a teacher to give a student a ride home.