Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my brother's new kitten decided to bring me a gift as a sign of love. It was my pet hamster. FML
Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing my hamster. FML
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Today, my mom wanted to surprise me by buying me a hamster. When I got into her car, I was actually surprised and even said, "Hi" to the hamster. When we got home, the hamster was dead. FML
Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML
Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML
Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML
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i_live2fly 0
OMFG that is one ****** up kid!!!!!!!!
steakpak 0
Ya, that's gonna be a little problem. Most serial killers have a history of harming animals as children. You should seriously seek some professional help for him.
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kissezxoxo 0
you should check out some serial killers biographies....... a few of them got their starts the same way.
mohit88 0
Hang him c how he likes it
lologirl419 0
Poor hamster... sadly, this is not the worst hamster abuse I've seen on this site. One guy put his hamster down his pants... O_O poor baby... And LOL # 200 XD. Yes, I think he is... haha =)
annieannieannie 0
I am not joking at all: When I first read this, I thought about him growing up to be a killer. I know everyone has said this already, but he needs serious help. You and your parents need to find someone or somewhere he can get help from
Niqi 0
o_o Your brother is going to grow up to be a serial killer.
horseofcourse17 0
I'd like to see the Fray save that life. Get him some help!
BrutalDave 0
It must be fun having a paranoid schizophrenic **** as a younger brother. Shoot him in the back of the head before he beats you to it.
btuwo 0
not really FYL, if u know what i mean.
she_wolf 0
violence towards animals is a warning sign of a future serial killer. seriously. http://www.drphil.com/articles/article/188
goodnesssss 0
**** YOUR LIFE?! NO, **** THE HAMSTERS LIFE.