Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother's new kitten decided to bring me a gift as a sign of love. It was my pet hamster. FML
Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing my hamster. FML
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Today, my mom wanted to surprise me by buying me a hamster. When I got into her car, I was actually surprised and even said, "Hi" to the hamster. When we got home, the hamster was dead. FML
Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML
Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML
Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML
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i_live2fly 0
OMFG that is one ****** up kid!!!!!!!!
steakpak 0
Ya, that's gonna be a little problem. Most serial killers have a history of harming animals as children. You should seriously seek some professional help for him.
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floresntadolecnt 0
That's a HUGE sign of growing up to be a sociopath..I'd send him away..or I'd move away. At least lock your door and keep the mofo in a cage -_-
kiwistrwbry08 0
Yeah... He needs to get some serious help. I hope that your parents aren't going to ignore that in the hopes that something like that won't happen again, because that's definitely NOT a good sign. I hope that he gets the help he needs, and that nothing like that (let alone anything worse) happens again.
Talia070 0
Oh my ******* god .
sugarmag 0
Is your brother lord voldemort in the making?
Martiansaregreen 0
Most of the comments I've read on the internet, including this site tell me that nobody here really has any business to call others sociopathic. Heartless people...
DizzyDemon0 9
Okay..before we all jump to conclusions...how do WE know...that the hamster just wasn't satisfied with his new living situation? C'mon now..
AdamGD 0
Um... Wth? Why on earth would he hang a hamster? Get a straight jacket for him! IMMEDIATELY!
Kuroftw 0
Holy...Get that kid to therapy.
scateice 0
HE hung a hamster?! But hamsters are like super cute!! :O
avoid567 0
Don't kids like this usually end up as serial killers? ..just saying.