Today, I got back from a weekend at my best friend's house. Apparently, he and his friend invented a new game. It involves sticking duct tape to their pubic hairs, ripping them out, and sticking as many as possible on my face and body before I wake up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was hanging out with some of my friends when I fell asleep. When I woke up, I found that they had shaved the F word into my arm. I don't know what is more disturbing: the fact that this is what my friends do for fun, or that I have enough arm hair to have four letters shaved into it. FML
Today, I was playing what became an extremely intense game of hide-and-seek with my best friend's sister. I finally found the perfect place, so I slid down into the bath and began to cover myself. She popped up out of nowhere and said, "FOUND YOU!" I got so scared that I punched her in the face. FML
Today, I took a nap on the couch in the family room. My brother thought it would be hilarious to take clear packaging tape and put it on my chapped lips. Then rip it off. FML
Today, I woke up after a night of partying and went to the bathroom. That’s when I realized that after passing out with my shoes on last night, my friends decided use a black sharpie and play “connect the dots” with my acne. FML
Today, my face got intimate with several plywood boards, and I suffered lacerations and bruising. I told my friends I got the wounds from taking a few guys down in a bar fight. Now they're dragging me out into a rough part of town to give them "muscle" while they try to score some crack. FML
Today, after having recently moved into shared accommodations, my prankster of a room-mate has somehow made sure I've yet again woken up with a tampon in my mouth. It's been three times in the past week. FML
Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML
Today, I experienced the horror of walking in on my best friend fondling his tits. Yes, "his". FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a funny prank to put duct tape on my eyes while I was sleeping so that when I woke up, I would be blind. I have no more eyelashes. FML
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Top comments
TanzWolf 26
Ouch, that sucks for them though... They must be good friends. The pain they went through just for you.
xXToxicPenguinXx 12
i think i just threw up in my mouth a little bit
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Comments (67)
TrevorChan 5
This is a good friend's behavior.
Attacksloth 33
New game: find new friends.
ar2ag3on 4
fyl dude.. unless you passed out with your shoes on.. if so, I'm sorry but you deserve it. Shit, my opinion.
davincidasecond 24
A game that's incredibly painful for them and pretty embarrassing (and vomit-inducing) for you ... You have some interesting friends there.
patrickbeast3ga 3
At least they don't have crabs?
smile5210 7
I would much rather be you than them.
MommyTesta 9
Sounds like you need to find better friends.
KittyHawkMarch 29
Just one question...WHY?!?!?
carbonbasedcynic 17
why to every part of this