Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I don’t have a life outside of him. I don’t have any friends other than him, nor do I have any hobbies or interests; he’s the centre of my world. Apparently this makes me too available, needy, and codependent. FML
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trynightday 0
Dude, your boyfriend broke up with you and you posted a whiney FML about it? Who -really- needs to grow up?
Capn 0
Yep, you definately need to grow up. There's nothing wrong with playing video games and having 'collectables' (aka Toys) as long as they don't take over your life. Your childish reaction to this breakup shows me that you need to grow up regardless if he does or not.
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Comments (474)
AshlenDoll 0
your fault for having such a dumbass of a boyfriend
TurtleLG 0
#4 and #5.
Jeffo314 0
It's your fault for not being mature enough to know the ways of a Pokemon master.
WeStayCrunk24x7 0
just becuase a boy plays call of duty doesnt mean he needs to "grow up." you're the one who needs to grow up so stop being a little bitch
WeStayCrunk24x7 0
just becuase a boy plays call of duty doesnt mean he needs to "grow up." you're the one who needs to grow up so stop being a little bitch
howohsopasse 0
I personally avoid those gamer types in my relationships, they've never been my bag. I rarely find one that doesn't have other maturity issues. Hobbies and collecting are fine, but its rarely just that with these types of guys. They can be great friends, though. I'm sorry about your break-up. Take this time for yourself. After all, if YOU want to be mature [and make sure no one will ever have reason to call you that], you have to work on your maturity as well. If he see's you working on yourself he may view you differently. But really, work on maturity for your own sake.
mecha_fml 0
Hobbies don't represent maturity. Plenty of successful and mature people play games and like childish things, they are being true to themselves and aren't willing to fake who they are for the sake of fornicating with women like every god damn male on the planet. He may have maturity issues, but saying that the Pokemon and such means he's immature is a stupid conception based on what the average person in our society thinks, and the average person is borderline retarded. Don't generalize, Pokemon has nothing to do with immaturity.
lalosaa 0
haaahhh, jerk!
lalosaa 0
haaahhhhh, that suckss
Zeegloo 0
Is he nine?