Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I don’t have a life outside of him. I don’t have any friends other than him, nor do I have any hobbies or interests; he’s the centre of my world. Apparently this makes me too available, needy, and codependent. FML
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trynightday 0
Dude, your boyfriend broke up with you and you posted a whiney FML about it? Who -really- needs to grow up?
Capn 0
Yep, you definately need to grow up. There's nothing wrong with playing video games and having 'collectables' (aka Toys) as long as they don't take over your life. Your childish reaction to this breakup shows me that you need to grow up regardless if he does or not.
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Comments (474)
iSocket 0
Oh the irony. =P
sleepless15_p 0
I agree with numbers 4 and 5. Almost everyone plays video games. If our parents had xbox when they were young more of them would be playing them as well. Some of the most mature people I have met still have old toys. Hell I still have a plastic canvas unicorn in my room that my mom made me when I was a baby. I am a nineteen year old male. Grow up and move on.
Beerhammer 0
A man's hobbies do not signify his maturity.
epicfail12 0
you're better off without him :)
youaresofucked 0
I would just like to say - that Bionicles rule. That is all.
Endymion_fml 0
He has actual Pokémon?! AWESOME!!! :D
YDIlover 0
It depends WHY you need to grow up. And Call of Duty and Pokemon aren't really childish (don't know too much about Bionicles). They're for teenagers and upwards (well Pokemon in Japan is...in England/USA it's for kids...and that sucks) And I agree with other comments. Posting a whiney FML (when it isn't really an FML) shows you *do* need to grow up.
iBou_fml 4
Games aren't made just for kids :S, its even for young ppl [ but it depends on the game] btw, u can never understand the male kind :) not saying that male kind is complicated, but some girls find it hard to understand them ;)
jcizzle 0
don't chirp call of duty, obviously his video games and childhood toys are more important than you. or he just used that as an excuse to get away from you.
ammali 0
Hey, I'm a girl (woman, actually) and COD is freakin' awesome. Don't knock the guy for that. Maybe you really are immature?