Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I don’t have a life outside of him. I don’t have any friends other than him, nor do I have any hobbies or interests; he’s the centre of my world. Apparently this makes me too available, needy, and codependent. FML
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Top comments
trynightday 0
Dude, your boyfriend broke up with you and you posted a whiney FML about it? Who -really- needs to grow up?
Capn 0
Yep, you definately need to grow up. There's nothing wrong with playing video games and having 'collectables' (aka Toys) as long as they don't take over your life. Your childish reaction to this breakup shows me that you need to grow up regardless if he does or not.
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Comments (474)
FajitaFreak 3
Growing up has nothing to do with having good sense in entertainment.
kaybaby666 1
ha ha that sounds like my bf
takran 0
Whoa whoa whoa. Whoa. Bionicles are awesome. But seriously, you think playing COD makes someone immature? Sounds like you do need to grow up.
mynamewastaken2 0
I MAY be able to see your point with the Bionicles, but don't insult Call of Duty. Also, it's pretty immature to respond to a break-up by posting an insult of your ex's hobbies on the internet
bambiibee 0
COD ftw
lologirl419 0
#'s 4, 10, 13, and 17 have it right on the money. You're being immature by posting this, and guys will be guys. Maybe you DO need to grow up... before posting something like this, take a moral inventory of yourself and be honest: see if you really ARE immature, then try to fix it. Chances are, if you grow more mature and you still see him as immature, then you're not right for each other anyway. And LOL, #299, she said BIONICLES, not BINOCULARS. XD
bladebeast 0
#269 , and #279, are a. retarded because i even said it was a refrence to ww2 with the nazi party remark so its a fail on your part #279, and also yes i know i can call in an airstrike multiple ones actually in both games, #298, i agree with you completely whats your account on ps3 so we can team up in Killzone2
bladebeast 0
also, my comment,#229, was to see how many CoD fanboys would react jsut to see how biased these comments are
kbolt88 0
Dude...Call of duty is wicked cool. good way to take out anger pent up inside from relationships gone wrong. Pokemon are great for going back into your childhood to escape from the realities and Bionicles...Well they're just cool.
sforzare 0
Video games does NOT equal immaturity. What you choose to do with your spare time has nothing to do with whether or not you ACT mature. He can act mature and play Pokemon just as easily as you can act immature and do "grown-up!!1!" things. You're an idiot.