Today, my mom realized we have been sharing tooth brushes because they are similar colors. I told her it doesn't really matter since we're mother and daughter. She responded by saying that she loves me, but she has no idea where my mouth has been, and she doesn't want my diseases. Thanks mom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my brother came out of the shower and sat with my mom and me on the couch. He then says he liked the idea of the extra toothbrush in the shower, it helps him clean between his toes. I have been using that to brush my teeth for the last two weeks. FML
Today, as always, my mom loudly asked me if I'd brushed my teeth, then replied to my yes with, “I don’t believe you.” All because I forgot to brush my teeth once when I was 5. I’m 17 now. FML
Today, I found out everyone in my family thought the red toothbrush was theirs, and that all four of us have been using the same toothbrush for months. FML
Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML
Today, I caught my mom using my toothbrush and washcloth again, despite her having both her own bathroom and supplies. I asked her to please not use mine, to which she called me an ungrateful bitch. My dad agreed. Yet they wonder why I've been desperately saving money to move out. FML
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
Today, I changed my toothbrush because the bristles were wearing down. My brother later asked me why I changed his toothbrush. Apparently we've been sharing the same one for the past several weeks. FML
Today, I overheard my mom telling my younger sister not to use my razors because she "doesn't know what I may have." FML
Today, my 45 year-old sister blamed my parents yet again for losing one tooth after the other because they did not tell her to brush her teeth before going to bed. It's general knowledge, honey. And somehow, I still have all my teeth. FML
Today, I was home alone while my mom went out to dinner. I decided to hop in the shower, and I noticed my mom left her douche in there. After, I texted her telling her what I found and that it was gross. Her response? "It's not gross. It came from my vagina, like you and your sister." FML
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MAGNAVOX 0
She has a point, who knows what has been in your mouth!
lizamaphone 6
whether you're related or not, you still have germs! that's nasty!
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Comments (68)
BENuke 0
giggidy
tiffyxmac 0
I'm with mom on this one. Idgaf who you are or how much I love you. My toothbrush is NOT going in anyone elses mouth. Not even my gf's, I love her more than anything but that's a no no
sankagirl36 0
that's gross!!! germs r germs!!!
angeorange 0
YDI for being a *****!
AnjelRocker 0
Seriously... it's really gross. My mom said the same thing to me before when I found out she was using my toothbrush. She smokes and my toothbrush tastes like an ashtray.
bh0p 0
mother=win stop putting "chickens" in your mouth OP
Karnezar 2
You know you're probably sharing germs from your moms mouth thats probably been around your dad's dick. And your mom is sharing germs from your mouth thats probably been around your boyfriend's dick. The More You Know :D
at0micmin3r 23
Ew!
spade1997 0
giggity
ReignBeauxLord 0
bj?