Today, my mom realized we have been sharing tooth brushes because they are similar colors. I told her it doesn't really matter since we're mother and daughter. She responded by saying that she loves me, but she has no idea where my mouth has been, and she doesn't want my diseases. Thanks mom. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother came out of the shower and sat with my mom and me on the couch. He then says he liked the idea of the extra toothbrush in the shower, it helps him clean between his toes. I have been using that to brush my teeth for the last two weeks. FML
Today, as always, my mom loudly asked me if I'd brushed my teeth, then replied to my yes with, “I don’t believe you.” All because I forgot to brush my teeth once when I was 5. I’m 17 now. FML
Today, I found out everyone in my family thought the red toothbrush was theirs, and that all four of us have been using the same toothbrush for months. FML
Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML
Today, I caught my mom using my toothbrush and washcloth again, despite her having both her own bathroom and supplies. I asked her to please not use mine, to which she called me an ungrateful bitch. My dad agreed. Yet they wonder why I've been desperately saving money to move out. FML
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
Today, I changed my toothbrush because the bristles were wearing down. My brother later asked me why I changed his toothbrush. Apparently we've been sharing the same one for the past several weeks. FML
Today, I overheard my mom telling my younger sister not to use my razors because she "doesn't know what I may have." FML
Today, my 45 year-old sister blamed my parents yet again for losing one tooth after the other because they did not tell her to brush her teeth before going to bed. It's general knowledge, honey. And somehow, I still have all my teeth. FML
Today, I was home alone while my mom went out to dinner. I decided to hop in the shower, and I noticed my mom left her douche in there. After, I texted her telling her what I found and that it was gross. Her response? "It's not gross. It came from my vagina, like you and your sister." FML
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MAGNAVOX 0
She has a point, who knows what has been in your mouth!
lizamaphone 6
whether you're related or not, you still have germs! that's nasty!
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Comments (68)
philzilla 1
op, I agree with your mom
Thanateros 1
Lay off the dick sucking
redrovaa 0
touche`
bri_random 0
dirty mouth? clean it up with orbit. :)
Spastastic 6
I appear to be the only person here who has no problem with sharing toothbrushes. While some are grossed out, I have a few friends who, if I sleep over at their house and forget my toothbrush, will let me use theirs, and vice versa. -waits for everyone to call me a disgusting person-
SomeoneReal 0
I haven't ever shared toothbrushes with my friends but they drink off the same water bottles as me and eat of the same food as me, so I don't think it would really bother me. What's the difference?
love15_fml 8
Even if you don't do anything sketchy with your mouth it still has billions of bacteria. So you could and likely do have diseases in your mouth, and you for sure do when you have a cold etc. What she said makes perfect sense and sharing a toothbrush, no matter who with, is disgusting and unsanitary.
love15_fml 8
Even if you don't do anything sketchy with your mouth it still has billions of bacteria. So you could and likely do have diseases in your mouth, and you for sure do when you have a cold etc. What she said makes perfect sense and sharing a toothbrush, no matter who with, is disgusting and unsanitary. Also, to people saying they share water bottles or kiss etc and wonder what the difference is, toothbrushes are used to pick up and scrub specifically the bacteria and plaque in your mouth, so there is a much higher risk of cross contamination than just from something that gets bacteria from touching the surface.
love15_fml 8
*yes I do see that my comment posted the first part twice, but I can't delete it...
SomeoneReal 0
true...maybe i would mind im weird about germs with pretty much everything else, like bathroom gross the hell out of me lol
Worrdog 0
You're Mom is hilarious!
5t3ff1k4h 45
"You are" Mom is hilarious? Nope. Try again.
KYLAsaysRAWR 0
at least she thinks your sexually active....
furgigirl 4
Haha! I like your mom!