Today, my mom realized we have been sharing tooth brushes because they are similar colors. I told her it doesn't really matter since we're mother and daughter. She responded by saying that she loves me, but she has no idea where my mouth has been, and she doesn't want my diseases. Thanks mom. FML
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Today, my brother came out of the shower and sat with my mom and me on the couch. He then says he liked the idea of the extra toothbrush in the shower, it helps him clean between his toes. I have been using that to brush my teeth for the last two weeks. FML
Today, as always, my mom loudly asked me if I'd brushed my teeth, then replied to my yes with, “I don’t believe you.” All because I forgot to brush my teeth once when I was 5. I’m 17 now. FML
Today, I found out everyone in my family thought the red toothbrush was theirs, and that all four of us have been using the same toothbrush for months. FML
Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML
Today, I caught my mom using my toothbrush and washcloth again, despite her having both her own bathroom and supplies. I asked her to please not use mine, to which she called me an ungrateful bitch. My dad agreed. Yet they wonder why I've been desperately saving money to move out. FML
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
Today, I changed my toothbrush because the bristles were wearing down. My brother later asked me why I changed his toothbrush. Apparently we've been sharing the same one for the past several weeks. FML
Today, I overheard my mom telling my younger sister not to use my razors because she "doesn't know what I may have." FML
Today, my 45 year-old sister blamed my parents yet again for losing one tooth after the other because they did not tell her to brush her teeth before going to bed. It's general knowledge, honey. And somehow, I still have all my teeth. FML
Today, I was home alone while my mom went out to dinner. I decided to hop in the shower, and I noticed my mom left her douche in there. After, I texted her telling her what I found and that it was gross. Her response? "It's not gross. It came from my vagina, like you and your sister." FML
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MAGNAVOX 0
She has a point, who knows what has been in your mouth!
lizamaphone 6
whether you're related or not, you still have germs! that's nasty!
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chronicwanker 4
It's like you have been making out with your mum. Ooh yeh that's hot!
shaunosullivan11 0
YUCK!!! who the hell is that open to sharing a toothbrush?
syedlink27 0
ur an idiot.. toothbrushes carry so many germs/bacteria.. if ur not grossed out by it.. you prolly have put your mouth in dirty places
0opsie 6
Well? Is she right?
mooshibear140 4
Sorry OP, but that's disgusting. Your mouth has more bacteria than there are people in earth... I wouldn't be surprised if the toilet water was cleaner. And your toothbrush is probably even worse because germs from the many different times you've used it is on there and it all adds up. It's not really a YDI because you didn't do anything wrong, and were just trying to reassure her. But still gross. :P
Cinn_fml 23
Whilst what you say is true, do you object to kissing someone? If so, would you share the same toothbrush as them? I'm not saying this because the OP should be kissing her mum or something, it's just that I don't see how this argument can hold properly. I mean, I can understand someone not wanting to share their toothbrush, but by accident and the person knows they don't have anything... I don't mean to get at you specifically, I'm just curious and this is one of the few posts I saw with this argument.
country__chik 0
lol I totally agree with ur mom,
ImaginaryFoe 1
I'm not sure how you felt insulted even for a second because your mum didn't want to share a toothbrush with you. To many people, it is absolutely disgusting. Even if you don't feel the same way, you should be able to understand where she's coming from.
Mylifeskool 0
tushay
joolz_au 2
yuk that is nasty it is never ok to share a toothbrush with anyone no matter who they are or whatever else you may share of theirs....I won't even share a bottle of water with my own mother
emilyk123 0
it isnt a big deal but that is kinda grose! but then again your mom is rude...id just start ignoring her attidude if i were u!!