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Today, my water broke while my boyfriend was breaking up with me. FML
Today, my water broke while my boyfriend was breaking up with me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
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JustKittyKat 24
You poor thing. I hope he had the decency to take you to the hospital and call whomever needed to be notified. Even if things don't work out, don't let this take away the fact that you just brought a beautiful life into this world. Everything will work out, whether he will be a part of your life or not. Congratulations on motherhood, OP.
ozpunker 20
Breaking up with a 9 month pregnant lady. All class this guy.
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Comments (179)
TheHeavyOne 15
I am so sorry for you, FYL
bethybooditom 9
And the father of the year award goes to…
kzai 16
Dang.... What a dick.
mattuti 8
I'm just wondering... Was he the father? Did he want to be a father or did you 'accidentally' get pregnant? This sucks either way but I'd like to know more details before judging your ex-bf.
skyeyez9 25
Sounds like a man child running away from his responsibility.
BlackBlazeCobra 16
I hope he at least had the decency to take you to the hospital. Sorry OP.
djbrisvegas 9
That not cool. Unless it wasn't his which even though its not a nice thing to do, is still his right as its hard to raise a kid that isn't yours.
spunkylady 24
pshh what an ungrateful jerk... Men have no idea what women go through during pregnancy and after birth... Get him for child support sounds like you both are better off wIthout him! Congratulations on the new baby!
illegalbeagle69 23
Did he at least drive you to the hospital?
kileighanne 8
This is truly sad. I'm sorry you had to go through that. Giving birth although a very painful experience is suppose to be a great one. I wish you the best. Hopefully you and your baby can find someone better to share your lives with.