Today, my 4-year-old daughter slipped on ceramic tile and I had to take her to the ER for 5 stitches to her chin. When we got home, I promptly split her chin open again as I over enthusiastically re-enacted how she fell to my husband and accidentally clocked her square in the chin. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my two-year-old daughter to the dentist for her first check-up. We were at the front desk when she tripped, fell and chipped her front tooth on the marble floor. FML
Today, I was showing my three year-old that going down the deck steps are perfectly safe. At the top, I tripped on my shoe and fell head first down every step. I now have five stitches and a three year old who won't go anywhere near the deck. FML
Today, my youngest son had to have stitches on his chin. He did great; I passed out. FML
Today, instead of kissing my child's boo-boo on her finger to make it feel better, I accidentally headbutted her. FML
Today, my husband was being obnoxious, so I jokingly sprayed him with the dish hose. The floor got wet, and he slipped and busted his knees. Our daughter rushed over to him to see if he was OK, then slipped and busted her head on the floor. FML
Today, I was holding hands with my daughter and she wanted to skip. When I went to skip I accidentally kneed her in the face. Everyone saw her holding her busted lip and pointing at me. FML
Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my son thought it would be funny to spray the sidewalk with water last night so it would freeze. He got a laugh, and I spent over $100 on the stitches. FML
Today, I was helping my boyfriend in the garden. When I wanted to break a piece of wood, I lost my balance. Head first against a stone. Result: five stitches in my upper lip, and a loose tooth. FML
Today, I was teaching my daughter how to ride a bike with no training wheels. After comforting her and assuring her that she'd be fine, I gave her a big push. She fell forward over the handlebars and scraped her chin on the front wheel. FML
Today, I picked out a massive two-inch long ingrown hair on my chin. I called my girlfriend in to take a look. She saw it, shrieked, then fainted, cracking her head on the toilet as she fell. Hello, hospital bill. FML
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1221jamw 11
knock knock. Hello it's CPS may we come in?
Jakk100 20
That would have been awkward to explain to the staff the second time around! "See it's actually kinda a funny story..."
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Comments (73)
DaEpicTaco 13
Ouch. FHL
dakid87 10
Shouldn't it be FHL?
Wolfipoo 31
FYL OP, I feel bad for your daughter, you gotta be careful.
Shamandalie89 32
Poor kid. :/
hawkette_54 14
Maybe you should've made sure your daughter was out of the way...
Krwman 8
You deserve it. Your daughter doesn't. Just how much older than she are you???
Amorettex 19
Oooh! Ouch!
TheLadyOpal 30
OP's husband: "What happened to her?" OP: "Oh, she slipped and busted her chin on a ceramic tile floor." Seriously, that's all you needed to do. What was so exciting about the incident that you felt it needed to be re-enacted by performance art?
ZombieVampirez 24
why not re-enact it herself instead of using her daughter to do it? Would have been a little better
Migole 36
The way I read it she did reenact it herself but when she showed him the slip she accidentally punshed the daughter in the shin.
leogachi 15
Chin.
worldclassrager 41
Sweetheart do you mind standing over there? I am going to show daddy what happened...oops farther
joar28 4
FuckHerLife