Anonymous
United States
Great news
Today, my mother-in-law announced that she's going to be moving into the apartment next to us. Oh joy. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Tactfully, no
Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML
Great
Katy, United States
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
nofrickenway
Newport News, United States
Today, I found out that my unemployed and very needy mother-in-law will be moving in with us soon. And during my conversation on the phone with her, she expects us to buy a house and my wife and I can "live with her." My wife agrees with all of this. FML
Bananapi
Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML
momma6126
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Oh no…
Today, I found out that my mother-in-law is house hunting in my town. There is a house for sale two doors down from me. In her price range. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my mother-in-law moved into my wife's two-bedroom apartment. She's quite possibly the reincarnation of Hitler himself, and she'll be staying until this time next year. FML
NotAnInLawFamilyMan
San Francisco, United States
Today, my mother-in-maw informed us that she sold her house and is moving in with us so we'll "take care" of her in old age. She's in perfect health. We've only been married for 4 months. My wife can't stand her for more than 2 weeks at a time, let alone living with us. FML
Anon_a_mouse
Reserved
Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML
Anonymous
Escaping
Today, my mother-in-law showed up unexpectedly, made passive aggressive comments to my kids in front of me about how we need a bigger place to live, and asked questions about our income. We're actually trying to move soon, and just hadn't told them yet so they wouldn't try to follow us. FML
KillMeNow
Houston, United States
Today, my visiting mother-in-law announced she plans on moving to our state and living next door. When I said that's not going to happen, she chuckled and said, "It's happening, Kate." Kate is my husband's ex-girlfriend from 8 years ago. FML
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hidingout777 0
Have super loud sex!
mattsan1992 0
set your apartment on fire and hers will burn too
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RaggleFrock 13
make her do all the cooking
chrisjw27 18
is your name Raymond?
roflcopter423 0
I knew someone was going to make that reference.
KiddNYC1O 22
-"One of these days you'll turn around and I won't be here." *turns around* -"Not today!"
birds_fml 7
At least she's not moving in with you. That's the worst. My husband and I had to live with his mother (and stepfather) for 2 years after the economic downturn... HOLY HELL did that suck! We had to have completely silent sex, I had to wash all the dishes because if I didn't there'd be food stuck on them, she'd get to talking for hours around bedtime so we couldn't go to sleep, etc etc etc. Set some ground rules so she doesn't come over all the time. Have your WIFE set them, actually, since it's her mom!
skittles0496 0
at least she's not moving in with you. d:
ghettojoker 4
there should be a law against that. seriously.
Schnyduh 4
have fun with that (;
RockstarRN 10
Time to move!
mdraniga 3
the reality version of "everybody loves Raymond"
talkingtwaddle 1
There is a great little word in the English language and it works quite well. No!
kristylew03 1
To what? Op doesn't have any say in where the mother-in-law moves unless its in with them, but it's not, it's next door.
Complaining 13
I wonder how your spouse feels.