Anonymous
United States
Great news
Today, my mother-in-law announced that she's going to be moving into the apartment next to us. Oh joy. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Tactfully, no
Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML
Great
Katy, United States
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
nofrickenway
Newport News, United States
Today, I found out that my unemployed and very needy mother-in-law will be moving in with us soon. And during my conversation on the phone with her, she expects us to buy a house and my wife and I can "live with her." My wife agrees with all of this. FML
Bananapi
Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML
momma6126
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Oh no…
Today, I found out that my mother-in-law is house hunting in my town. There is a house for sale two doors down from me. In her price range. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my mother-in-law moved into my wife's two-bedroom apartment. She's quite possibly the reincarnation of Hitler himself, and she'll be staying until this time next year. FML
NotAnInLawFamilyMan
San Francisco, United States
Today, my mother-in-maw informed us that she sold her house and is moving in with us so we'll "take care" of her in old age. She's in perfect health. We've only been married for 4 months. My wife can't stand her for more than 2 weeks at a time, let alone living with us. FML
Anon_a_mouse
Reserved
Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML
Anonymous
Escaping
Today, my mother-in-law showed up unexpectedly, made passive aggressive comments to my kids in front of me about how we need a bigger place to live, and asked questions about our income. We're actually trying to move soon, and just hadn't told them yet so they wouldn't try to follow us. FML
KillMeNow
Houston, United States
Today, my visiting mother-in-law announced she plans on moving to our state and living next door. When I said that's not going to happen, she chuckled and said, "It's happening, Kate." Kate is my husband's ex-girlfriend from 8 years ago. FML
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hidingout777 0
Have super loud sex!
mattsan1992 0
set your apartment on fire and hers will burn too
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Comments (136)
saIty 17
Take the time to put an alligator inside the toilet.
Glitterhinoceros 14
Or an iguana :3
DKjazz 20
Oh God no...
GamerMatt97 0
1 word MOVE and also don't tell her
sydneyaval 9
sex life=down the drain...i feel ur pain :
booboothehippie 0
aw man that sucks put your bed in the room farthest away from the wall between you guys or sound proof that room lol
mintcar 10
I can't even believe to tell you how incredibly sorry I am. Maybe she'll help out around the house? Or you could just ki-- wait...never mind.
mintcar 10
WTF? begin*
lmaoatall 6
just finish saying it mintcar. you know were all thinking the same thing. and there's plenty of swamp land in georgia.
mintcar 10
Forget the swamps. Everclear 190 should do the job.
SteelCladAngel 0
actually the surest way to get rid of a body is to put it in a septic tank ;) itll be gone in about a week, no bones, no hair....totally and completely gone bacteria from decomposing waste is some wicked stuff >:-)
lmaoatall 6
normally I wouldn't recommend this, but unless you move op, your only solution comes in the form of 90 proof. fyl op.
sourgirl101 29
Crown Royal "BLACK"? Yum yum!(:
lmaoatall 6
goldschlager. love cinnamon.!!!!!
sourgirl101 29
Shake that bottle up and shallow that gold! Lol
lmaoatall 6
my brother drank so much of that stuff, i thought he was going to piss gold flakes or shit a bar. it didn't happen though. I was so disapointed!
BIEBERSLAYER 10
since op lives on georgia it'll be more like 180 proof.
SLKBlack96 5
woman hitler
lmaoatall 6
I resent that comment sir! take it back or I'll claw your eyes out.! so insulted! lol
bigbadtim 7
Just be glad that she is not moving in with you.
sourgirl101 29
Ugh! If she's anything like my nosey mother-in-law, I'm truly sorry. I'd go insane in the membrane!