Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy who lives on the same floor as me in my apartment complex. I got stood up. Instead I got to listen to him doing the girl who lives next door to me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Today, I got stood up on a date. To add insult to injury, meeting up was her idea. FML
Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy, who decided to rudely text message his friend the whole time. When I got home, I realized he'd been texting the girl he was going to hookup with after our date; she happens to be my roommate. FML
Today, the guy I'm dating was supposed to come over. He would have if I hadn't fell asleep while he was waiting for me to open the door. FML
Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, I was supposed to have a double date. My date didn't show. I spent my day in the living room waiting for the pizza guy while my best friend and her boyfriend made out. The pizza guy never showed either. FML
Today, after not dating for 2 years, I went out on 2 dates. I got stood up both times. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
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zapzapp 0
awww. do you need a virtual hug?
unfortunate_13 5
be glad it wasn't you ending up in bed with a player!
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Comments (75)
kellanlvr 1
ouch! that must've sucked
alwa7sh 2
No, the girl next door to her did.
Sulphuric_Glue 16
18, that is really insensitive but also feckin comedy gold
zapzapp 0
awww. do you need a virtual hug?
Zmeilerr 22
yes.
JonC405 0
yes yes yes
bennychamp 0
whats good
Notimetobleed 14
I want virtual sex
mrdblack 0
You can go on a date with me! I won't stand you up :)
ekky 3
loserrr! lol
TheAftermath 0
#3, Awwwww! #39, you're an asshole.
Arisakentaro 0
creeper!!
bagofpopkern 18
I don't even know why people left negative comments this comment was actually sweet. I'm sure they didn't REALLY mean it. Come on now.
InsaneGenius 0
Wow, that's really sad! I bet you were so pissed off!
out_of_cares 4
Yeah at first I was, just because I had hung out with the guy a couple times and he seemed like a sweetheart, but I underestimated the gravitational pull of my neighbors ******
gooBUZZ 0
#3, you should have your own FML: Today, I am lame. FML. Douche.
No_LoveMM 3
You should too! Today, I am an ass, FML.
Phustercluck 11
YOU, ARE, AN, ASSSS!! +1 for anyone who gets that reference.
Snake867 1
Agreed, it should read: today I realized how lame I actually am when I attempted to ask a stranger out on the FML site.
zivlaks 0
this made me laugh more than the fml
beezy_gurl13 0
hahahaha !! I agree :D
TheAftermath 0
Agreed with #6. Though, it should be, "Today, I am an ass. I have to shove a stick up my ass now. FML."
unfortunate_13 5
be glad it wasn't you ending up in bed with a player!
DjeePee 25
Maybe all OP wanted was ending up in bed with someone...
RedPillSucks 33
Then it wouldn't have been an FML. She could have just waited until he was finished. I'm sure he wouldn't have minded a double header.
KBruce317 0
You should tell him you want to reschedule the date and then stand him up... and then do the guy that lives next door to him. Sorry if this is confusing to read at all. Basically: Do the guy that lives next door to him.
DjeePee 25
Maybe OP doesn't want to have sex with random people. It is also a pretty lame way of getting revenge, the guy probably doesn't care at all.
KBruce317 0
This is very true indeed.
lilvic56 5
i wont stand u up =P
GregoryStalver_fml 6
Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you
Phustercluck 11
Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
perdix 31
Oh, ****! We've been Rick-rolled!!!
Youwantwhatnow 0
never gonna give, never gonna give.
ulicksam 0
Well, if you had let it be known to him that there would be something special at the end of the date......
uroborous 0
spread your leggs sooner and wider next time. be more slutty, and cook for him. you will be more happy and fulfilled. and you will bet. every mans dreamgirl
Phustercluck 11
I prefer to get something out of a relationship, rather than just use someone for sex and meals. Plus, most of the girls I know, don't even cook. My dream girl, whom I've already met, is my perfect equal.
ekky 3
i agree, definitely spread ur legs sooner! early bird gets the worm!
percawesome 0
^ Ew.