Today, I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle. After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much for me and I couldn't control myself. I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, we went boating with friends. For some reason the bottom of our tube deflated, causing me to be bounced roughly up and down on the water. As a result, I had the most intense orgasm of my entire life, while sitting 2 inches away from my dad's friend. He definitely noticed. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were riding on my motorcycle. While at a stop light, she started to make these weird noises. Turns out she was having an orgasm. I still can't give her one. FML
Today, I was sitting on the chair-lift on a ski trip. There was a shift in gears and the metal in the seat began to vibrate. My dad, sister, and step-mom were all on the lift with me, not feeling a thing. It's terribly awkward to converse with your family while you involuntarily orgasm. FML
Today, because my boyfriend drives a 2-seated sports car, I had to awkwardly sit on his brother's lap as we drove to the store. I soon felt a poking sensation through his pants, just a few minutes before we hit a bumpy road. FML
Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend on the back bumper of my car. After he finished he told me he felt like he was riding a seahorse. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML
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surreal 0
That's really disturbing. I feel bad for you.
Delilahlilah 0
Ugh, that's horrible. FYL. And how does anyone deserve this?
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Comments (339)
DSuarez94 0
that's ... actually kinda hot I need to l get a motorcycle and pick up a hot girl ... FAST
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Get a Harley. Not all bikes vibrate the same. XD
noaman 0
# 47, I'm with you, hopefully an old and shaky one as well
twilighter_644 0
#49- hopefully u r talking about the motorcycle lmao
Jaywin 3
Drive it on an old dirt road too.
Dilosaurous_Rex 0
OMFG NUMBER 65!!! LMFAOOO!!! thats greatttt! XD
justsignedup 0
That was good, 65. Well played.
mikew85 0
I think it should be obvious to anyone that a woman wrote this.... for other stories, it's not always obvious. On an iPod or iPhone, the FML application doesn't display the gender/location info like it does on the website.
lehmuffin 0
on my iPod 4 it does!
CallMeHush 1
Would you like a towel?
13lars13 0
#52 wins the most awesome comment award haha but seriously thats gotta suck for you! FYL
Vasir 2
Why does she need a towel..? she didnt say she NEEDED one... some girl's dont do that.
ogloc 0
LMAO. This made my day.
lacalina 0
this one really grosses me out...
Leaveittosteven 0
What the? I could probably have sex for like 3 hours without orgasming. Consider yourself lucky that your physiology is under the influence of MDMA compared to mine.
kdaddy 0
maybe you should look into getting a motorcylce
XoD 0
hmm ya maybe thats a good idea :D
LocoChaz006 0
LMAO @ #52! That is pretty strange. Does the father know that he indirectly gave his daughter an ******?
monkeyz0r 0
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_HollieWould 0
lmaoo ew that is so disturbing on so many levels!