Today, I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle. After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much for me and I couldn't control myself. I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, we went boating with friends. For some reason the bottom of our tube deflated, causing me to be bounced roughly up and down on the water. As a result, I had the most intense orgasm of my entire life, while sitting 2 inches away from my dad's friend. He definitely noticed. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were riding on my motorcycle. While at a stop light, she started to make these weird noises. Turns out she was having an orgasm. I still can't give her one. FML
Today, I was sitting on the chair-lift on a ski trip. There was a shift in gears and the metal in the seat began to vibrate. My dad, sister, and step-mom were all on the lift with me, not feeling a thing. It's terribly awkward to converse with your family while you involuntarily orgasm. FML
Today, because my boyfriend drives a 2-seated sports car, I had to awkwardly sit on his brother's lap as we drove to the store. I soon felt a poking sensation through his pants, just a few minutes before we hit a bumpy road. FML
Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend on the back bumper of my car. After he finished he told me he felt like he was riding a seahorse. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML
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surreal 0
That's really disturbing. I feel bad for you.
Delilahlilah 0
Ugh, that's horrible. FYL. And how does anyone deserve this?
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bhatia26 0
awkward as shit with your dad
Rebii 0
You couldn't just cover it up with a cough or something?
bonermonkey 31
that isn't how uncontrollable orgasms work
star_ver 0
Ew gross.
fatgothchick 0
thats actually pretty hot
gcristina17 0
ugh wtf!! orgasms caused by or near parents are cause for serious depression....oh god, I'd just be turned off for life
LesYeuxDeDario 0
That's exactly why girls on moto's are hot. xP
hehe333 0
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you sick freak, your dad is in front of you how can you not control yourself?? you kind of sound like you enjoyed it. Just sayin'
MR_OHCRAP 0
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Well, it is kind of like being raped. You don't want it, but you are kind of being forced to do it. She didn't want to jump off the motorcycle, didn't she?
salmonoid 0
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Seriously, what are you on about? You can control orgasms in that kind of friggin situation! With your DAD there? WITH YOUR ARMS AROUND YOUR DAD? It's not like she was a dude with an uncontrollable boner...
BeQuickOrBeDead_fml 0
Oh shit....you have no idea how hard this made me laugh....
alwex 0
and how is a dude with an uncontrollabe boner any different from a girl with an uncontrollable ******?
phatdaddy 0
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In my experience, women typically can't have orgasms unless they WANT to. They have to be heavily turned on and fully engaged in what is happening and focus on getting themselves to their climax. Men can get a boner just from sitting in a weird position, a draft, tight pants, etc. Then again, she may have the female equivalent of PE, in which case, i'd be curious as to how many times she can get off in one session.
Check_Mate 0
Are you truly retarded or just a virgin? Read too many fanfictions and watch too much Hentai and this is what happens people.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Hey, I read fanfictions and hentai and I don't believe the crap that idiot is spewing. XD Men and Women ****** when they do, whether they want it or not. The body is the body. Only a mysogynic freak would think that men have "uncontrollable boners" while women "can control it" and other such crap.
theghostofher 0
A woman can have an unwilling ******. Why do you think women who are raped sometimes have orgasms?
bbbbbbb89 0
they do? how do you know this? sounds unlikely
phatdaddy 0
I said "in my experience" for a reason, numbnuts. The few women I've had a discussion such as this with, (usually due to stories like these) have told me that it takes long enough to have an ****** when they're into it, that they couldn't imagine having one without.
UofLCardFan08 6
If she enjoyed it, I don't think she would've posted it on a site called 'F My Life'.......
mkcherry 14
Some women ****** without any sexual touch at all (just reading a book or watching a movie) because their vaginal muscles are always moving as though they were having intercourse. Some women respond easily to physical stimulation and ****** even while they are sleeping, drugged, or otherwise not participating in the sexual act. Also trauma, fear, or a heightened emotional state can cause some women to ****** during rape or a physically painful experience (being physically struck or sometimes even something more severe like a car accident). for both men and women ****** is a mixture of emotional state, physical state, and chemical reactions in the brain. We have equipment that can measure ******, their intensity and frequency both in the brain (EEG's and MRI's) and the ******. we can measure the contractions of vaginal walls and vaginal wetness (measures light refracting off of the vaginal walls, wetter, the more light is reflected). There is ample scientific evidence that female ****** isn't a "myth" or some elusive mental experience but a real, measurable physical one.
Alex_Wilko 0
Uh... awkward much? Yeah, I thought so. Least it wasn't your father which was the trigger, huh?
genius_man16 1
How do you know it wasn't and she's blaming the motorcycle? @OP: you remind me of my nympho ex who would get ******'s on buses/cars for this same reason.
shmaller 0
Women who are nymphos are the only thing keeping my belief of god going.
starflake 3
I go on the back of my dad's motorbike all the time and have always been afraid of this happening to me. Thank god it hasn't. I feel for you, I really do!
Kylias 6
Ouch, man. And why would someone think you deserved this? It's the vibrations of the motorcycle. There's only so much one can do for that, y'know, nya? e_e;
Azzerpro 0
Damn that sucks, it had to happen sometime! Hopefully it didn't make your dad's day!