Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML
Today, I got a new comfy duvet and pillow and was looking forward to a good night's sleep. I got into bed and was followed by my dog, who then threw up the tub of butter he had just stolen from the kitchen onto my brand new bed spread. FML
Today, I got a brand new down comforter and duvet cover that I really liked. I'd finally managed to put everything the way I wanted it, and then my roommate's dog came and peed all over my bed. FML
Today, I bought my dog an expensive orthopedic bed because I felt bad that he was getting older. He sniffed it for 5 seconds, walked away, and spent the night sleeping on the cardboard box it came in. Apparently, the box has better lumbar support. FML
Today, I woke up, got out of bed, but I didn’t notice the dog right next to my bed and accidentally kicked her. All the treats, apologies, and attempted pets in the world won’t help. FML
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML
Today, I told my dogs to go to their dog beds. The small dog went onto the big one’s bed. The big dog went onto my bed. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML
Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML
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leeman34 7
heres an idea ,TRAIN YOUR DOG
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
Punish your dog by eating its treats right in front of it.
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Comments (72)
littlemonster94 15
That'll teach you! ;-)
leadawg75 12
Ah, dogs! They express their love in so many ways, so much nicer than others.
skyeyez9 25
I put my dogs in their dog crates when I leave the house. They cant destroy shit that way.
Mifflicious 18
I train my dog to not destroy stuff when I leave the house. That way I don't have to put him in a small crate. If the dog destroys stuff, it might have separation anxiety or is maybe just badly trained.
TechFire 25
If this were a cat, you'd all be saying YDI such a fickle bunch
tilphor 6
I agree with an above poster. Crate train your dog. It will become their "den" and you never have to worry about leasing the house again. My dog lives his crate. It is in the living room, and he's currently taking his morning nap in it, with the door open, if course. When u leave, I give him something to chew and close the door. he's usually asleep when I return home.
BFons 19
Shock collars work great. Completely changed the relationship between my dog and myself.
HeartOfLead 24
Wow! I'm shocked to see how you would do such a thing. Dogs need to be trained/disceplined, not treated this harshly.
10showgirl 16
A dog has to know who its master is. It has to know that you are the boss. Put your foot down and teach it to obey you.... Don't let it on the bed for starters....
wvcheesehead1 9
That is why dogs do not belong inside.
Likian5 26
That dog is gonna get the beating of a lifetime...
paprika_pilipili_fml 14
Should've never let your dog sleep in the same bed as you in the first place...