Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML
Today, I got a new comfy duvet and pillow and was looking forward to a good night's sleep. I got into bed and was followed by my dog, who then threw up the tub of butter he had just stolen from the kitchen onto my brand new bed spread. FML
Today, I got a brand new down comforter and duvet cover that I really liked. I'd finally managed to put everything the way I wanted it, and then my roommate's dog came and peed all over my bed. FML
Today, I bought my dog an expensive orthopedic bed because I felt bad that he was getting older. He sniffed it for 5 seconds, walked away, and spent the night sleeping on the cardboard box it came in. Apparently, the box has better lumbar support. FML
Today, I woke up, got out of bed, but I didn’t notice the dog right next to my bed and accidentally kicked her. All the treats, apologies, and attempted pets in the world won’t help. FML
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML
Today, I told my dogs to go to their dog beds. The small dog went onto the big one’s bed. The big dog went onto my bed. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML
Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML
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leeman34 7
heres an idea ,TRAIN YOUR DOG
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
Punish your dog by eating its treats right in front of it.
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Comments (72)
Jaden56 3
Wow, your dog is a dick.
HeartOfLead 24
I hope he doesn't also claim the rug, because it'd be a shame for him to tear up the carpet.
generalasskicker 12
Why are so many people on fml the bitches of animals
Meel_fml 2
this is why they have dog houses?...outside
Satoaoi 13
well I guess she showed you lol. I'd love too cuddle with my doggies. they just wanna be close to there best buddies: )
fcryingoutloud 9
Hate on me all you like, but I pretty much auto-YDI dog-related FMLs. What were you thinking getting a dog in the first place? What did you expect? A dog doesn't belong where people live. It's for living in a kennel outside.
daisydukes21 11
Haha your dog has officially taken over your bed
Raykyogrou03 12
You could make her sleep in the living room and close the bedroom door.
theroustons 6
U should just lock the dog out or every time the dog goes on the bed push him/her off
simsgirlgem 25
sorry but I can't sleep without my douchound Andy next to me