Good boy
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does. FML
Today, I realized my family is more excited to see my girlfriend than they are to see me. FML
Today, I knew my relationship was basically over when my boyfriend invited me over, and I was more excited about seeing his dog than seeing him. FML
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, after uprooting my life to help my boyfriend, I realized I receive more affection from my landlord's dog than I have from my boyfriend since I've moved here. FML
Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s dog decided that his stomach needed a month’s supply of contacts more than I did. FML
Today, I walked into my apartment happy to see my dog. Instead of running to greet me, he ran straight past me to jump into the arms of my roommate, who had just walked in behind me. He wagged his tail like crazy while I stood there, rejected. FML
Today, I realized that I'm going to miss my mom's boyfriend's dog more than I'm actually going to miss him. The relationship is practically over but I've grown fond of his dog. FML
Today, my dog has a better social life than I do. He has more playdates scheduled than I have actual human plans this month. I'm officially my dog's social secretary. FML
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Top comments
karacakal2 30
Dogs are excited about pretty much anyone though
gogo44444 28
Screw him! Dogs are better anyways!
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Comments (54)
AlyssaDiannaa 20
Not exactly the worse thing to happen to you
killer122 11
Poor control group, i was less excited about graduating and getting my degree, than my dog was when he found an old treat on the ground. not sure i could even get that happy without chemical assistance.
fantasyworld 39
Dogs like seeing everyone.
xSCAVAxBULLETx 1
take his dog. he'll pay attention. and if not then you've dumped the looser and gotten something better anyway (=