doggylove
Winnipeg, Canada
Good boy
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
hopeless romantic
Dayton, United States
Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does. FML
Anonymous
Lebanon, United States
Welcome back!
Today, I realized my family is more excited to see my girlfriend than they are to see me. FML
hannamacintosh
Toronto, Canada
Today, I knew my relationship was basically over when my boyfriend invited me over, and I was more excited about seeing his dog than seeing him. FML
Anonymous
Good boy, best boy
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after uprooting my life to help my boyfriend, I realized I receive more affection from my landlord's dog than I have from my boyfriend since I've moved here. FML
Anonymous
Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML
Blindsided
Today, my boyfriend’s dog decided that his stomach needed a month’s supply of contacts more than I did. FML
Billie
How could you?
Today, I walked into my apartment happy to see my dog. Instead of running to greet me, he ran straight past me to jump into the arms of my roommate, who had just walked in behind me. He wagged his tail like crazy while I stood there, rejected. FML
Goodbye Old Friend
Lancaster, United States
Step-dog
Today, I realized that I'm going to miss my mom's boyfriend's dog more than I'm actually going to miss him. The relationship is practically over but I've grown fond of his dog. FML
Karine
Bordeaux, France
Jealousy
Today, my dog has a better social life than I do. He has more playdates scheduled than I have actual human plans this month. I'm officially my dog's social secretary. FML
Top comments
karacakal2 30
Dogs are excited about pretty much anyone though
gogo44444 28
Screw him! Dogs are better anyways!
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Comments (54)
Soleblighter 2
Sounds like they both think you're a bitch.
messymessiah 11
Well duh. It's a dog. That is what they're known for.
SystemofaBlink41 27
Are you serious? I go out for like a minute and my dogs act as if I'm back from a 50 year prison sentence. Not really a good or fair idea to compare those two excitements.
largecoolkid 7
Don't worry OP, dogs are always excited
lexred 30
ask ur bf to b like his dog and screw u up.
marko1596 24
Cliché, but you should really sit down with your boyfriend and have a good talk if it's that bad
deltax 8
is it a competition now?
clair_brodie 35
I don't remember posting this.. or living in Canada...
a3gab 17
Take the dog and dump his ass op
ipohvy 11
Hell probably more exited to see him then you are too lol