Good boy
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does. FML
Today, I realized my family is more excited to see my girlfriend than they are to see me. FML
Today, I knew my relationship was basically over when my boyfriend invited me over, and I was more excited about seeing his dog than seeing him. FML
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, after uprooting my life to help my boyfriend, I realized I receive more affection from my landlord's dog than I have from my boyfriend since I've moved here. FML
Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s dog decided that his stomach needed a month’s supply of contacts more than I did. FML
Today, I walked into my apartment happy to see my dog. Instead of running to greet me, he ran straight past me to jump into the arms of my roommate, who had just walked in behind me. He wagged his tail like crazy while I stood there, rejected. FML
Today, I realized that I'm going to miss my mom's boyfriend's dog more than I'm actually going to miss him. The relationship is practically over but I've grown fond of his dog. FML
Today, my dog has a better social life than I do. He has more playdates scheduled than I have actual human plans this month. I'm officially my dog's social secretary. FML
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Top comments
karacakal2 30
Dogs are excited about pretty much anyone though
gogo44444 28
Screw him! Dogs are better anyways!
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Comments (54)
oiler 21
were you more happy to see the dog than him also?
avenue24 20
It's okay OP, the same thing happens to me when I visit my boyfriend. I usually spend the first 5 minutes there just petting his dogs anyways.
boredgirl_02 14
My husband has this plaque that says something about how you know your dog is more excited to see you than your wife. If you don't believe it try locking them both in the trunk of your car for an hour...
Brandi_Faith 34
That sign should have a "warning: don't actually try this" printed below it. :)
gqlmno 23
only because of how dumb this generation is and we have to put that on everything now days.
TeasinDaNoobs 16
Chill, hes probably playing fallout
Badkarma4u 17
Maybe thats what this twerking fad is about. The human version of wagging their tail
WATERMALONE 15
what do you want him to do? jump up and down at the door and drool out of excitement?
djdailey 6
No shit, it's a dog
JKPwnage 27
It's a dog. Don't blame your boyfriend. Maybe he just shows emotion differently.
jvanevery 19
Lets think about this if your boyfriend got up to try and give you a hug and kiss when you came in the door the dog would be in the way bouncing around trying to get your attention and trying to get you to pet him
worldclassrager 41
Dogs love people no matter who it is...it's normal