Good boy
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does. FML
Today, I realized my family is more excited to see my girlfriend than they are to see me. FML
Today, I knew my relationship was basically over when my boyfriend invited me over, and I was more excited about seeing his dog than seeing him. FML
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, after uprooting my life to help my boyfriend, I realized I receive more affection from my landlord's dog than I have from my boyfriend since I've moved here. FML
Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s dog decided that his stomach needed a month’s supply of contacts more than I did. FML
Today, I walked into my apartment happy to see my dog. Instead of running to greet me, he ran straight past me to jump into the arms of my roommate, who had just walked in behind me. He wagged his tail like crazy while I stood there, rejected. FML
Today, I realized that I'm going to miss my mom's boyfriend's dog more than I'm actually going to miss him. The relationship is practically over but I've grown fond of his dog. FML
Today, my dog has a better social life than I do. He has more playdates scheduled than I have actual human plans this month. I'm officially my dog's social secretary. FML
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Top comments
karacakal2 30
Dogs are excited about pretty much anyone though
gogo44444 28
Screw him! Dogs are better anyways!
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Comments (54)
iwanttogotoparis 26
Dogs love is unconditional
Vishwakarma 8
Dogs are mostly excited to see just anybody. It's their style. Doggy style! :p
LordChillybean 10
dogs get excited about everything, to the point where they'll pee themselves if they have a slightly weak bladder (mine). unless your boyfriend is actually not excited/happy/whatever to see you, there's nothing wrong here.
eacpup 12
Seriously what did humans do to deserve dogs? They are literally the best creatures on this earth
robby_boss013 10
That's kinda how dogs are
buckdharma 38
Maybe it's time to shave your legs?
nphill82 21
If your boyfriend isn't excited to see you, give him a reason to be. I'm sure he's not faultless in this situation but maybe you're both bored with the situation and just need to talk about it.
freeecandyy 9
Dogs always react more excitedly. As far as they know, when you leave you are never coming back. And when you do, their life is complete again lol. Dogs are better than people, anyway.
anythingrandom 23
someone likes it doggy style!
ftloosenfanzfree 7
Uh, duh? Did you want your boyfriend to jump up and down and pee himself when you come over? That kind of enthusiasm is best left to the dogs.