Today, I found out my boyfriend doesn’t think it’s important to wipe after he poops. FML
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Today, I found out that boyfriend doesn't think he needs to wipe his ass after he shits if he's going straight in the shower because he can just "clean it up in there". We share a loofah. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
Today, I discovered my new boyfriend doesn’t have toilet paper. He has a toilet cloth, which he instructed me to rinse off in the toilet after I was done. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that it's "disgusting" to wash your "rear end" and that he has never, and will never, do it. FML
Today, I overheard my husband admitting that he doesn’t wash his hands after having diarrhea. I had no prior knowledge of this. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me of how I had really hurt his feelings. Apparently, not wanting to be sent a photo of his poop is hurtful. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of making an FML about him. I let him know that if I were going to make an FML, it would be about how he doesn’t flush the toilet after he uses it. He responded by not flushing the toilet again this morning. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, while doing my boyfriend's laundry, I noticed that every single pair of his boxers had a poop smear in them. He's almost 30. FML
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millsjoshua949 12
That is so disgusting!!
RichardPencil 32
I hope it's because he likes using his bidet? You should get him one for his B-day.
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Comments (21)
slowhandjp 18
It’s so gross.
Charlie Given 28
There needs to be a puking pumpkin emoji to choose from
RichardPencil 32
I hope you mean EX-shitty situation!
Yummi_913 18
It's shocking how common this is among men. It's usually the ones who's mom's did their laundry well into their 20's. I even dated one of them, and this ****** would fight me about how it's fine to have poop on your ass, and "that's what showers are for" despite still only taking one a day. He'd hang his wang into the toilet bowl while taking a dump too, and it would be up against the inside of the dirty toilet rim just rubbing into all that nopeness. Needless to say, our sex life plummeted very quickly into non-existent. I wasn't welcoming that marinade inside me. NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE! PSA: if you must hang your wang in the bowl, at least don't let it make contact with the actual toilet ffs!
Amanda G Rich 23
I was going to comment that my boyfriend is almost one of these guys. but he wipes. just not more than once. I'm so grossed out by it.
dahthunderbird 8
maybe he needs diapers
slowhandjp 18
It’s so gross. You should not go down on him anymore.
spinspinsugar 12
is your boyfriend 2?
genuinegoodguy 9
Surely you mean your ex-boyfriend?
Hangryko 32
Hope he's an ex now.