Today, I found out that the guy who asked me out only did so because he thought I "looked rich." He broke everything off once he found out I live in a one-bedroom apartment and drive a 14-year old Volvo. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a guy I went on one date with asked me out again via text. Being honest, I texted back, politely saying that he was a good guy but I wasn't really interested. He came over to my house, screaming about how awful I was for "text message breaking up with him" and then cracked my windshield. FML
Today, after dating a guy for 2 months, things seemed to be going well. I offered to buy dinner and trusted he would keep in mind that I'm a college student on a budget. He picked the restaurant, ran up the bill over $100, made me pay, and dumped me right after. FML
Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that many years before we met, I once slept with a guy in my college for $500 just so I could avoid becoming homeless before my next student loan kicked in. He dumped me because he “doesn’t date whores”. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I felt things were getting serious enough with my boyfriend that it was only fair to tell him I have a lot of credit card debt from helping out my ill mom before she died. He broke up with me and called me a gold digger, even though I didn’t ask him for a single penny. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he never thought we had a future together. He just wanted to move in together so he could get "cheaper rent for a while." FML
Today, I went on a date with the hottest guy I've ever met. He is also rich and successful, and would probably be perfect for me, if only he could stop bragging about it. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Today, I found out that the sleazy guy I met with a few days ago decided to move into my home town to "be closer" to me. I've already told him I'm not interested in him, but he still continues to ask me out. FML
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Top comments
dimerneckel 22
How shallow of him. Hopefully you find some deeper waters!
kirstyn_gotty 7
You don't need him. He's just a gold digger
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Comments (105)
aktail01 10
Dudes a jerk
hondasarecool 3
nothing wrong with volvos. mines 10 years old and is nicer than some new cars
maggiefox 25
That's a good thing he's gone
Siettadulce 21
If that was the only reason he "liked" you was because he was a gold-digger, you deserve better. Good luck OP!
WinterBlue42 22
Exactly! Besides, the OP should consider the fact that she was mistaken for being rich. I bet the OP must be awesome! :D
pheonixra 10
I can guarantee that you deserve better than that asshole.
Nish007 15
what a dick! I really dislike gold diggers
hplover7 11
Well at least you dodge that bullet. Wow what a douchbag
Dcm210 19
I had no idea guys are gold diggers. Well I hope you find something better.
BubbaJ80 11
He's an idiot a person should be judges by what they drive or where they live but how the act toward others and how they carry themselves
Axel5238 29
I'm curious to how the OP met this person. Lots of people go out to bars/clubs and expect to meet someone great. Know your audience if your looking for a "good guy" clubs where everyone is trying to get laid and ****** is bad. The guy is a douche but there is way too much open as to the environment/how they met.