Today, I found out that the guy who asked me out only did so because he thought I "looked rich." He broke everything off once he found out I live in a one-bedroom apartment and drive a 14-year old Volvo. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a guy I went on one date with asked me out again via text. Being honest, I texted back, politely saying that he was a good guy but I wasn't really interested. He came over to my house, screaming about how awful I was for "text message breaking up with him" and then cracked my windshield. FML
Today, after dating a guy for 2 months, things seemed to be going well. I offered to buy dinner and trusted he would keep in mind that I'm a college student on a budget. He picked the restaurant, ran up the bill over $100, made me pay, and dumped me right after. FML
Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that many years before we met, I once slept with a guy in my college for $500 just so I could avoid becoming homeless before my next student loan kicked in. He dumped me because he “doesn’t date whores”. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I felt things were getting serious enough with my boyfriend that it was only fair to tell him I have a lot of credit card debt from helping out my ill mom before she died. He broke up with me and called me a gold digger, even though I didn’t ask him for a single penny. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he never thought we had a future together. He just wanted to move in together so he could get "cheaper rent for a while." FML
Today, I went on a date with the hottest guy I've ever met. He is also rich and successful, and would probably be perfect for me, if only he could stop bragging about it. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Today, I found out that the sleazy guy I met with a few days ago decided to move into my home town to "be closer" to me. I've already told him I'm not interested in him, but he still continues to ask me out. FML
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Top comments
dimerneckel 22
How shallow of him. Hopefully you find some deeper waters!
kirstyn_gotty 7
You don't need him. He's just a gold digger
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Comments (105)
steve31789 8
Sounds like a real loser OP, shame people feel money is everything :/ best of luck to you in the future, hopefully you don't meet any other guys like him!!
dingostacy 14
I can't stand people like that are only in a friendship or relationship for money. That's shallow. Glad u figured that out and good luck on your search.
ForFudgeSake 6
Volvos are good cars, dammit!
91hayek 31
I am afraid of this make of vehicle because it is one very easy Freudian slip away from female anatomy. I never have, and never will, ever say (or even type) this swedish automakers name again after a terrible incident involving me complimenting a lady with a young family on her brand new v****. Not again.
Qwermy 16
irony is that the Volvo logo is the symbol for males ♂
sunshineb81 16
#37. That was a funny story. Thanks for the laugh.
ginger196 14
What an amazing person, sure he has lots of friends......
ForFudgeSake 6
Lots of rich friends!
conaidws 7
Dodged a bullet.
1dvs_bstd 41
Now I ain' saying he's a gold digger, but he ain' messing with no broke sisters.
TerraShadow 18
Don't worry OP, the guy is an asshole and you dodged a bullet.
KoolerTheFirst 12
What an asshole! I'm just glad you at least found out before your relationship got serious, or else it could've been worse.
allison12197 23
Sounds like he's just looking for someone who can take care of him so he doesn't have to work. Definitely not worth it.
inner_peace 19
Definitely a type to avoid in a relationship.
khaled_almu 13
Rent a Ferrari and tell him i want to sell my car and buy i Volvo and see his reaction ?
gracehi 33
What would that accomplish?