Today, I found out that the guy who asked me out only did so because he thought I "looked rich." He broke everything off once he found out I live in a one-bedroom apartment and drive a 14-year old Volvo. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a guy I went on one date with asked me out again via text. Being honest, I texted back, politely saying that he was a good guy but I wasn't really interested. He came over to my house, screaming about how awful I was for "text message breaking up with him" and then cracked my windshield. FML
Today, after dating a guy for 2 months, things seemed to be going well. I offered to buy dinner and trusted he would keep in mind that I'm a college student on a budget. He picked the restaurant, ran up the bill over $100, made me pay, and dumped me right after. FML
Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that many years before we met, I once slept with a guy in my college for $500 just so I could avoid becoming homeless before my next student loan kicked in. He dumped me because he “doesn’t date whores”. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I felt things were getting serious enough with my boyfriend that it was only fair to tell him I have a lot of credit card debt from helping out my ill mom before she died. He broke up with me and called me a gold digger, even though I didn’t ask him for a single penny. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he never thought we had a future together. He just wanted to move in together so he could get "cheaper rent for a while." FML
Today, I went on a date with the hottest guy I've ever met. He is also rich and successful, and would probably be perfect for me, if only he could stop bragging about it. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Today, I found out that the sleazy guy I met with a few days ago decided to move into my home town to "be closer" to me. I've already told him I'm not interested in him, but he still continues to ask me out. FML
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dimerneckel 22
How shallow of him. Hopefully you find some deeper waters!
kirstyn_gotty 7
You don't need him. He's just a gold digger
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Comments (105)
Death69 24
**** 'em. You deserve better than that piece of shit anyway.
ihpp 22
sounds like a giant tool bag. you are better off.
CommanderWoof 10
Treat yourself right; eat well, get a make over if you wish, and then ask men out yourself. Waiting for them to ask means they won't. If need be, use the internet to find men who might be interesting!
EphMi 5
makes me wonder if you went out with him just for his looks.
Exhayle 20
You don't need him in your life, OP. Just forget about him and always remember that there is always people out there with less than what you have, enjoy your possessions and don't worry what other people think.
ZorroRooster 19
Definitely better off without that toolbag.
LilHottieInLove 25
I'm sorry that you were subjected to such a shallow person
LilHottieInLove 25
it's a shame how some people treat others
i_h8t_everything 12
"Looked rich"? You sound way too gorgeous and intelligent for that son of a bitch!!! My mom once said: "Avoid the gold diggers. Instead, look for the people who would dig gold for you and give it as a gift". Look for those kind of gold diggers, OP. And soon you'll find yourself in the arms of someone who deserves you.
SpamPam 18
Idk having someone place me on some kinda creepy worship pedestal doesn't sound nice. Just want someone normal and reasonable
greenlily 7
Better off without that shallow moron