Today, I found out that the guy who asked me out only did so because he thought I "looked rich." He broke everything off once he found out I live in a one-bedroom apartment and drive a 14-year old Volvo. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a guy I went on one date with asked me out again via text. Being honest, I texted back, politely saying that he was a good guy but I wasn't really interested. He came over to my house, screaming about how awful I was for "text message breaking up with him" and then cracked my windshield. FML
Today, after dating a guy for 2 months, things seemed to be going well. I offered to buy dinner and trusted he would keep in mind that I'm a college student on a budget. He picked the restaurant, ran up the bill over $100, made me pay, and dumped me right after. FML
Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that many years before we met, I once slept with a guy in my college for $500 just so I could avoid becoming homeless before my next student loan kicked in. He dumped me because he “doesn’t date whores”. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I felt things were getting serious enough with my boyfriend that it was only fair to tell him I have a lot of credit card debt from helping out my ill mom before she died. He broke up with me and called me a gold digger, even though I didn’t ask him for a single penny. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he never thought we had a future together. He just wanted to move in together so he could get "cheaper rent for a while." FML
Today, I went on a date with the hottest guy I've ever met. He is also rich and successful, and would probably be perfect for me, if only he could stop bragging about it. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Today, I found out that the sleazy guy I met with a few days ago decided to move into my home town to "be closer" to me. I've already told him I'm not interested in him, but he still continues to ask me out. FML
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Top comments
dimerneckel 22
How shallow of him. Hopefully you find some deeper waters!
kirstyn_gotty 7
You don't need him. He's just a gold digger
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Comments (105)
X1nsan1tyX 6
Wow that is cold on his part
travelfreak 20
He sounds like an asshole. But at least you look classy
dimerneckel 22
Classy as ****
TitTat13 8
Boy sounds a real piece of work at least he left earlier rather than you wasting a lot of time on such a loser.
whattfreshhhelll 2
At least you know you look classy :)
Omniprism 15
We'll look on the bright side you dodged a bullet by him leaving and he basically complimented you on how you dress and appear.
DoomTetra 6
Not saying he's a gold digger, he just ain't messing with a broke n****
drewigi 7
no respect for people like that
ThunderTheRad 14
Gold digger!
azyjazy713 11
At least u look better than your paycheck would suggest! Fake it till you make it
Vaati_fml 20
This reminds me of a quote I heard from somewhere: "People are oceans. Don't look at them like puddles, for there may be terrors of the deep, waiting for their prey."