spartanson
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Go home, you're drunk
Today, my football coach thought it would be a good idea to get drunk, run to the other sideline, and scream, "WELCOME TO SPARTA, BITCH!" This would've been funny if he weren't also my dad. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
Your dad is Charlie Sheen?
fmylife1133249 1
you should kick him over yelling, "THIS. IS. SPARTA!"
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lol_ironic_life 9
I want YouTube footage of this! :D
seg24ever 0
whaddup
kjen716 2
Sucks to be you.
figureskates2344 6
he seems like a pretty cool guy to me!
justin_2552 0
and you seem like a pretty cool girl
sarah2686 0
there's always someone to say something like that...
allmidnighteyes 11
Hey, Justin, you seem like a pretty cool guy. Wanna bang?
SirEBC 7
Back the **** off, midnight; he's mine.
allmidnighteyes 11
HEY **** YOU *****, I CALL DIBS.
SirEBC 7
Okay. :(
MissBunny25 0
Back of SirEBC. we all know you'd rather bang the dog anyways. Let's all be honest with ourselves, here. -.- How about a deal between you two. Midnight gets "Justin" the 50 year old pedo, and SirEBC gets the dog. Yeah, bro. that's what I'm saying, bro. that is hot, bro. record that shit, bro.
MissBunny25 0
*off
justin_2552 0
ok sounds good. but who gets figureskates? I think she's feeling left out
every1luvsvag 10
Dibs on figureskates, bitches!
buhemith780 2
hello Figureskates I would like to chat some time if you would like.
figureskates2344 6
haha I think I'm good :)
allmidnighteyes 11
"but who gets figureskates? I think she's feeling left out" SHE? That is lies and bullshittery. Everyone knows girls on the internet are all really the 38 year old from that other FML and Chris Hansen.
MissBunny25 0
67, is correct. I, like Justin, am a 50 year old pedo. however, I think figureskates might be a real girl... if so, come to my van... I has candy >:D
MissBunny25 0
62, you're a lot older than her, dude... *gasp* this means.... RUN FIGURESKATES!!! RUN!
manzanita2121 6
I call dibs on Figureskates.
figureskates2344 6
lol I'll be making my way to your van right now missbunny :) I love candy!
figureskates2344 6
67 - you're totally right. I am a 67 year old man, just creeping the Internet for pretty little boys like yourself.
ceddyz17 10
and I get you! sounds like a win
tkosoccer 4
candy is sounding superrrrr good right now
CPgwave19 0
agreed ^^
firstrecon 0
hah
docman_fml 9
did someone say candy?
BugsBunny1 4
Missbunny! all this time together and you never mentioned you were a pedo?! My life is ruined :(
willsman100 0
so I guess ur always up for a chat?lol. I'm Dan. u?
Allie_Bear 0
creeper creepin'
sourgirl101 29
Is he a "Beer Pong" coach?
KickItHigh 32
Some people might not know it's your dad... Like some of the people in the stands. :P
enonymous 9
I didn't know Xerxes coached football. it is a small world after all
Linux_fml 0
it was leonidas that said that :-)
enonymous 9
Xerxes would be the person who was yelled at then
stevenJB 25
No he would just yell at his assistant coaches from the bench.
sarah2686 0
tell him he has to pay rent and get a job or he's on his own
sarah2686 0
sorry guys! wrong fml. my phone always does this to me :(
dfergy 5
YDI for letting him live there that long.
lol_ironic_life 9
I think you meant to reply to the FML above this one. :)
CommonSenseKarma 17
Good play, coach. Good play.
TheLetterZero 7
Fail grammar is fail.
moguidry 3
hahaha