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Go home, you're drunk

Today, my football coach thought it would be a good idea to get drunk, run to the other sideline, and scream, "WELCOME TO SPARTA, BITCH!" This would've been funny if he weren't also my dad. FML

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Your dad is Charlie Sheen?

you should kick him over yelling, "THIS. IS. SPARTA!"

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Lmao, wish my dad was that cool.

Why was your football coach drunk at a game?

cambam707 3

oh dude your dad is awesome. oh oh what if he would have then grabbed the down marker and chucked it. epic

Was this before, or after he told the dog to get a job?

your dads a ******* legend :-D

funniest shyt iv read

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Do you happen to live in Wisconson?

jadenstigman 0

if Ur team was the Spartans that wud b witty for a drunk man but otherwise the only way he could redeem himself was if he kicked their coach into a bottomless pit like in the movie

I wish my dad was gerard butler :/

Guess who is out of a job...