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Go home, you're drunk

Today, my football coach thought it would be a good idea to get drunk, run to the other sideline, and scream, "WELCOME TO SPARTA, BITCH!" This would've been funny if he weren't also my dad. FML

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Your dad is Charlie Sheen?

you should kick him over yelling, "THIS. IS. SPARTA!"

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Where's the *your dad is awesome* button?! My dad never does stuff that funny when he's drunk. He usually just starts playing the guitar...

It would have been funny AND brilliant if you were playing against my old high school, Athens.

super_ella21 0

Yeah..because it's definately football season and there are football games going on. I don't think I believe this shizzz 

it's not even football season...

jvillan87 5

Not every FML actually takes place "today".

jvillan87 5

Not every FML actually takes place "today".

Your dad is a badass.

Next time he tries that, tell him to at least quote the correct line.

SunshineBoy21 0

I'm just wondering if OP's Dad drop kicked the opposing coach into a hole also. Ahhhh, for the fine details ;)

you go to Centennial CVI?

No yeah, it's still funny. At least from our standpoint.

TRHpinklady 0

hahahahahah I think I just peed my pants! that is the funniest crap ever!!!!