spartanson
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Go home, you're drunk
Today, my football coach thought it would be a good idea to get drunk, run to the other sideline, and scream, "WELCOME TO SPARTA, BITCH!" This would've been funny if he weren't also my dad. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
Your dad is Charlie Sheen?
fmylife1133249 1
you should kick him over yelling, "THIS. IS. SPARTA!"
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allmidnighteyes 11
Your dad is Charlie Sheen?
LunaNstars 0
embarassement much? sorry dude, but parents will work as hard as they can to embarasse us.
J_Free_Woods 29
So like is spelling like embarrassing like incorrectly like on purpose like supposed to like put the bullet point in like the sentence like when they spell dumb as dum not dumb. And no, I’m not really ditzy, I just know how to act dum.
allmidnighteyes 11
Your spelling of the words embarrass and embarrassing are embarrassing. This dad just knows how to party. Take notes, OP.
Tuesdays76 0
What an awful football coach! my football coach encourages to stay away from that crap, especially during the season! You know your coach sucks when he can't even take a game seriously.
sterlingarcher 1
wow that's gotta be embarrassing haha
LunaNstars 0
sweetie this ain't a spelling bee okay? All I wanted was to get my point across. And I am not EMBARRASSED to spell my words incorrectly when I type a comment in FML
C6Racer 0
56, that just makes you look even more stupid.
LunaNstars 0
okay :) have a nice day
dolphincheddar 10
umm. if my dad did that I would love him. that's funny and badass. embarrassing yes, but something to brag about. my dads just a lame boring businessman I never see id lov to have that happen it'd make my day
Insane_Tea 15
#59 Stop before you hurt yourself.
allmidnighteyes 11
LunaNstars is confused! *herp derp* It hurt itself in its confusion! *licks battery*
JenL_fml 7
66, AFI rules.
jerseyboy732 16
win
LunaNstars 0
mr allmidnighteyes you can suck ma dick :)
cldean24 4
59, I honestly wouldn't give a **** either. If they can understand what you are saying is it really that terrible? If FML were a term paper, then I would call you out, but you aren't getting graded on this. least u don typ lyke dis.
littlemissFYL 5
WELCOME TO SPARTA, BITCH!
kcluna 6
Awesome dad you got there!!
TigerBloodGirl15 0
Y'all stop picking on 96. He makes human mistakes. Just cuz he is winning-challenged doesn't mean ya'll have gotta be mean. Also his dad isn't but mine is Lol
k3l05 0
epic
firstrecon 0
my father would do that, with out being drunk.
ItsADreamWithinA 0
56-you stand up to that grammar nazi woo!
FuniiBunii 0
Just give him some carrots and tell him 2 shut the **** up XD
claireful 4
155 your picture is amazing! and your dad ftw!
kathcduri 3
stop with the carrot crap.
ps3broski 0
carrots<3
pdk420 0
win
fmylife1133249 1
you should kick him over yelling, "THIS. IS. SPARTA!"
ImaWiseGuy 5
then looked at your team and yelled...SPARTANS, PREPARE FOR GLORY!!!
damselchelle 4
lmfao. ^ win after win.
comepoopwithme 0
you ruined the win chain^^^
ieatcats 0
how is this a fml i wish my dad was part leonidus :(
revanche 2
my schools team is the spartans :)
cradle6 13
Is this Sparta?
Sathian 0
No
Rocker909 0
No, this is Patrick.
hawty12345 0
^^WIN!
aRedditorette 3
your dad is awesome
coltsluvr123 2
agreed- anyone'd be lucky to have him as a ather, I know I would!!!
chunkeechunks 0
No, its still funny.
Idonebeenhad 17
THIS! IS! SPARTA!!
Krilleee 5
haha I kinda like you're dads style!
xamyelex 0
ikr
yama_dawgg 0
dirtbikes ftw
Krilleee 5
yeah!
Sniper_Fidelis 1
Slipknot and 2-stroke dirtbikes!
princesstay17 0
your dad is amazing!! lol
Krilleee 5
look at her dad, her dad is amazing!
CitrusGirl 0
Treasure your father. He is a great man!
ydi_4_suking 20
he is drunk at his sons game... and he also happens to be the coach... how is he a great man?
CitrusGirl 0
I never thought I'd have to explain what a joke is so many times on one site.
mk58 31
87, it's called sarcasm. Ever heard of it?
CPgwave19 0
the facts u just stated makes him a great man.....at leases he's got the balls to do it, drunk or not
capt_awesome1 11
hectic dad, should've joined him.