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Go home, you're drunk

Today, my football coach thought it would be a good idea to get drunk, run to the other sideline, and scream, "WELCOME TO SPARTA, BITCH!" This would've been funny if he weren't also my dad. FML

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Your dad is Charlie Sheen?

you should kick him over yelling, "THIS. IS. SPARTA!"

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I'm going to call you out on this lie, it's not even football season no one is even allowed to practice at this time but gj on coming up with a fake story

what a legend!

fyl for being lame!

thats hasterical

fromthesuck 8

"Our footballs will blot out the sun!"

firstrecon 0

"then we shall hike in the shade"

that would be funny if this was football season

alex6946 10

maybe he barely discovered this site and decided to post something that happened long ago..think of the possibilities.

lol dude, I think that's awesome! I would laugh so hard if my dad did that ^_^

even if he was my dad, I'd still laugh... loudly... and roll in the ground doing it..

No really. This is Sparta.

omg if my dad ever did that I would lmao :D