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Go home, you're drunk

Today, my football coach thought it would be a good idea to get drunk, run to the other sideline, and scream, "WELCOME TO SPARTA, BITCH!" This would've been funny if he weren't also my dad. FML

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Your dad is Charlie Sheen?

you should kick him over yelling, "THIS. IS. SPARTA!"

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airwalkboarder14 0

lucky! my dad wouldnt do that.

There is no football in April...

I'm sure it was still funny. stop crying like a baby I would like to have a dad like that.

I don't know why you are complaining, your dad sounds awesome. I will gladly take him if you don't want him.

yaimmapunk 0

thats fuckinghilarious

kaaylabean 0

epic(:

mickigergen 0

There seem to be a lot of Spartas around here

jfreekingly 3

priceless.

I can't stop laughing cuz that