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spartanson This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Go home, you're drunk

Today, my football coach thought it would be a good idea to get drunk, run to the other sideline, and scream, "WELCOME TO SPARTA, BITCH!" This would've been funny if he weren't also my dad. FML

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Your dad is Charlie Sheen?

you should kick him over yelling, "THIS. IS. SPARTA!"

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you have no sense of humor at all do you?

child:dad please calm down your embarrassing me father: no,this is Sparta *delivers a devastating kick to the kids chest*

omg I wish I saw that sucks for you though :L

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!.......oh....

steal his credit card

sweetpea9008 2

your right its effin halarious(:

FY dad's life for having such a whiney child.

if my dad did this... i would die laughing... i'd be proud for him to be my dad....

Sparta...? So... we're not in Kansas anymore?