Today, my girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me. She took everything, including the kidney I gave her a year ago. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She then proceeded to ask for all the gifts she gave me for Christmas back. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was so angry, she stabbed me in the hand with a plastic fork. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
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Top comments
Snaylor12 0
Just take it back
heyhihello95 12
You can remind her that there will always be a piece of you inside her.
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Comments (486)
demarcusT 0
Good luck filtering her out of your life..
bookwormsteph 3
I see what you did there. Nice.
xGolBLiiN 1
don't go to candy mountain man those damn horses
YayFlameWarz 9
Don't worry I caught the Charlie the Unicorn reference
halleyroosan 8
They're not horses. ):
Tarak_fml 7
They're clearly unicorns
Tarak_fml 7
They're clearly unicorns
Tarak_fml 7
They're clearly unicorns
Tarak_fml 7
They're clearly unicorns
disneyfan101 6
The jokes on her because you are actually a closet alcoholic. The kidneys doomed to fail anyways.
Hockeyboy4280 18
Candy mountain! Candy mountain! Fil me with sweet sugary goodness! by the way, those are unicorns bud.
codypops 1
Lol nice 1
toelie 26
Well, OP, it was either this or an FML about one year ago "Today, my girlfriend died cause I didn't want to give her my kidney. FML"
jaff23 11
You sound like an amazing person, you'll find your true love soon!
tedirvine 2
why all the negative votes?
HomeAl0ne 20
Or run out of internal organs. Whichever comes first.
ashtree 12
Pull a Charlie the Unicorn on her and get it back! "They took my freakin kidney!!"
mattmalin11 0
Make sure she wakes up in bathtub filled with ice with a long cut on the side of her back that your kidney is in. Then, while she's freaking out, go to her house and take back what's yours.
bosca09 4
Sucks for you FYL
bubblepaarty 5
oh my gosh, talk about someone "always having a piece of you" . /:
demarcusT 0
shut up Meg
hellbilly205 17
Haha family guy^
j0hn1319 0
Haha fyl
vDisaster 2
yo get that back !!! cut her open while she is sleepin if its your last resort !!!!!! damn YDI for actualy giving your kidney to someone who isnt in your family tho... never give more than your dick and some dollars to a girl.
halleyroosan 8
And that, my friends, is why this guy will never get any. He might be "giving his dick" to girls, but with that kind of attitude, I'm sure nobody has accepted.
yourbudtravis 0
you probably **** blow up dolls. go give that Asian doll yo dick. because obviously no woman would love you If you have that kind of personality.