Today, I found my first grey hair. How? My boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to point it out. FML
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Today, because of alopecia, I'm bald with no beard, but during sex my wife said that I’m finally showing my age. When I asked what she was on about, she yanked a hair out of my ballsack and said, “Look, your first grey hair!” She thought it was hilarious. FML
Today, while watching TV with my boyfriend, I was telling him that I wasn't looking forward to "getting older" and turning thirty in three days. Five minutes later, he said, "I never knew you had so much grey hair already" and then offered to help me dye them. FML
Today, I realized how bad my grey hair problem has gotten as I noticed I had grey pubes. I'm only 23. FML
Today, I found a very light blonde long hair on my marital bed's pillow. I confronted my husband about it and after hours of arguments and me throwing his stuff out of the house, I found another. Attached to my head. My husband isn't having an affair, I'm just going grey. FML
Today, I noticed several grey streaks in my hair while putting it in its usual combover. I'm only 18 years-old, and my hair was once one of my greatest sources of pride. FML
Today, my girlfriend dyed her hair from blonde to brunette. An hour later, she found one of her blonde hairs on my pillow, and accused me of cheating. FML
Today, I dyed my naturally-blonde hair dark brown. Upon seeing me, my boyfriend immediately wanted to have sex, because I now remind him of his favourite porn star. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my workplace and presented me with a lock of his hair. His pubic hair that he'd just cut. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, I noticed my good shampoo was disappearing faster than usual. My boyfriend is bald so I just thought I was being silly, until I tried to join him in the shower for sexy time and found him using the shampoo on his balls and ass crack. FML
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UnidentifiedFun 37
Well where was the grey hair...?
darwinism 30
Next time you are having sex and he is really close to finishing, stop and ask him if he thinks red will be a good colour to cover up your grey hair.
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Comments (63)
KatyLarae 13
At least he's comfortable with you!!
ostfaiz 18
hope it was not on your ****** ^ ^
Peeep 17
Its better that than what my girlfriend does. She will come up to me when I'm on my computer and just start pulling gray hairs out of my head.
ny4r 1
i feel you ;p
miss_amphetamine 24
Everybody has grey hairs. Sometimes it's just a random blonde hair; if you're dark haired it can look grey. When I was 16 my stylist found one, and 5 years later I'm still a brunette. it's normal to have 1 or 2 on your head. Your bf is the one with the problem: he's an asshole.
CraftierBOB 10
If it makes you feel better I'm 18 and my hair is turning white.
nitrog100 21
Don't even worry about it OP. It's unfortunate that your boyfriend pointed it out in flagrante, but it's not that bad. Everyone gets the occasional gray hair. I pulled one out of my beard last week, and I'm only 21.