Today, my boyfriend came to my workplace and presented me with a lock of his hair. His pubic hair that he'd just cut. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I opened some small cute birthday gifts at my boyfriend's house. As we left to go out, he slipped me a Tiffany box and said he wanted me to open it in private. Flushed and excited, I open it to find a Ziploc bag filled with hair. It was thd mustache I'd been begging him to shave for months. FML
Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could take care of a hangnail. He went to the bathroom, which I thought was polite, but when he got back to his desk and returned my clippers, there were little curly hairs stuck inside. He's bald. FML
Today, my partner got a lockdown haircut. He now has a mullet. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML
Today, I received a package from my deployed husband. It contained a scarf, a letter, and a bag full of his pubes. FML
Today, my boyfriend is coming over. We haven't seen each other for a while so for a surprise, a few days ago, I decided to shave my pubic hair. I've come up in a huge rash that looks like some sort of infection. Not quite the sexy surprise I was hoping for. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
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Top comments
waynej7 0
that's just not right....
GirlaftaGirl 0
Damn he had that much to make a "lock of hair" eeeeewwww nasty!
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Comments (117)
waynej7 0
that's just not right....
Horney4her69 0
what's not right? it's love for him to give so unselfishly. or maybe it's just gross.
sucks4you09 0
ahahahahaha
Melkezidech 0
He braved the perils of a razorblade near his testicles for you, and you're bitching about it?
WonderCut 0
holy crap. I was eating while reading this. I think I gotta barf.
Vayant 0
ugh me too
Jrook 0
ugh I was eating hair when I read this. I'm going to barf too
Middrslife 0
#36 lmfao!!
pongmaster 0
hahahahaha #36
thor89 0
Ooooooohhhhh young love
drewbell 0
run..just...run.
DonkeyDelight 0
Omnomnomnom!
zebra_pillow 0
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww freaking nasty
fmlsoobad 0
atleast he didn't cut himself.... lol jkjkjkjk
daniel1_1 13
36 FTW!!!!!!!!
Pats14 0
LOL 36 is so true.
GirlaftaGirl 0
Damn he had that much to make a "lock of hair" eeeeewwww nasty!
Averizzle 0
Idk about you but pubes can get pretty long and wild..
ImaginaryFoe 1
Sorry Averizzle, gotta go with Girl here. That is a bit much. But then, maybe OP asked him to trim it for that very reason and that's why he cut it and presented it to her. "Honey, I put sharp objects by my balls for you."
loski87 4
who does that? this seems like a bunch of BS
afatmonkey 0
I do it.
samantha_durano 6
^^ #12: you made my day hahah.
xDConversexD 0
3rd
mizzleshizzle 0
phayl
albinomustang 0
Übęr fáīł
brookwick 0
Learn to count,.
theian01 3
True love...
jack8765 0
he had THAT MUCH pubic hair!!?? are you dating Bigfoot?????
aqua0612 0
more like big penis XD
1zinzanzin 0
lol 8 year old
nyny26 0
dump him now.. this is the worst thing I have ever heard... and at work? if you have any respect for yourself you will dump him and/or get him the mental help he needs
Rimaa_fml 0
Eeew you should make someone wax that harry bush. That's just gross did you use it as a wig too?
mizzleshizzle 0
why wax? a lion without his mane is just a pussy cat ;)
piinkbunnii 1
Or ass hair
LemonMan 0
#28 Amen to that.
yourproblemnow 0
^^^ this
starandheart 0
D: ewwwww.
lovemycowboys 3
that's just weird and nasty! lol
AlcaSMT 0
At least his bush is no more...or so you'd hope.