Today, I found my first grey hair. How? My boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to point it out. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, because of alopecia, I'm bald with no beard, but during sex my wife said that I’m finally showing my age. When I asked what she was on about, she yanked a hair out of my ballsack and said, “Look, your first grey hair!” She thought it was hilarious. FML
Today, while watching TV with my boyfriend, I was telling him that I wasn't looking forward to "getting older" and turning thirty in three days. Five minutes later, he said, "I never knew you had so much grey hair already" and then offered to help me dye them. FML
Today, I realized how bad my grey hair problem has gotten as I noticed I had grey pubes. I'm only 23. FML
Today, I found a very light blonde long hair on my marital bed's pillow. I confronted my husband about it and after hours of arguments and me throwing his stuff out of the house, I found another. Attached to my head. My husband isn't having an affair, I'm just going grey. FML
Today, I noticed several grey streaks in my hair while putting it in its usual combover. I'm only 18 years-old, and my hair was once one of my greatest sources of pride. FML
Today, my girlfriend dyed her hair from blonde to brunette. An hour later, she found one of her blonde hairs on my pillow, and accused me of cheating. FML
Today, I dyed my naturally-blonde hair dark brown. Upon seeing me, my boyfriend immediately wanted to have sex, because I now remind him of his favourite porn star. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my workplace and presented me with a lock of his hair. His pubic hair that he'd just cut. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, I noticed my good shampoo was disappearing faster than usual. My boyfriend is bald so I just thought I was being silly, until I tried to join him in the shower for sexy time and found him using the shampoo on his balls and ass crack. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
UnidentifiedFun 37
Well where was the grey hair...?
darwinism 30
Next time you are having sex and he is really close to finishing, stop and ask him if he thinks red will be a good colour to cover up your grey hair.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (63)
Rosebudx 32
My boyfriend starts counting them on me whenever he's in close proximity to my hair. I can see him doing this too.
gurbism 16
What a mood killer. Don't stress OP, he'll get his soon enough and then the ball will be in your court.
captainsmegma 12
Was it a muff hair.
supertacowaffle 41
Did you carry on? :')
SeanZhangChina 4
It is the point !
weveallbeenthere 30
a grey hair is nothing to worry about at any age.
keiNan_fml 35
seriously??? during sex?
pawelthink 14
I don't understand how is that such a horrible thing.
limabeans101029 21
I'm guessing that having something like that pointed out to you in the middle of sex doesn't do wonders for your self esteem
rapunzel3416 28
Grey hair sucks. I have a couple Greys and it's all from stress
GentlemanBastard 15
That's an old wives tale. Grey hairs aren't caused by stress.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#29 No, there's no direct link between hair pigmentation and stress, but scientists believe that the stress hormone may have an effect on premature graying. My grandpa is a work-a-holic, he's 61 and when he's working and busy and has lots of jobs to do (in construction), he's got his normal dark brown hair with a few greys thrown in. When he's not working or doesn't have enough jobs for a couple months, his hair gets an even more silvery sheen, like he's got more greys. I don't know how it happens, none of us do. It is extremely strange!
devildog3766 3
your suppose to shave down there
iAmPaul 49
@both of you^ You're not "supposed" to do anything. You can do what you want.
Ichiya 29
You are supposed to breathe.
rhysfucker 24
I keep everything trimmed close; personal preference. I have some grey on my chest. It's just part of life, folks. Even trimmed, you can tell some are grey. Embrace it and move on.
GentlemanBastard 15
I'm fast approaching the salt and pepper look at 26. Don't feel bad, OP. Then again, I'm a dude, so it's generally considered more attractive than a woman with grey hair.
rhysfucker 24
Trimmed short on the sides the salt and pepper can look good. Remember Tom Cruise in 'Collateral'? Rock that ******' S&P.