Today, I found out that my daughter is dating my boss's daughter. I found this out because my extremely homophobic boss told me and wants me to 'heal' them or get fired. I didn't even know my daughter was gay. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I found out that my parents have thought I'm lesbian for at least a year. I now understand why my dad has been trying to get me to "hang out" with his co-worker's daughter. FML
Today, my boss fired me because he found out I'm dating his daughter. Now I'm concerned what he might do if he finds out she's pregnant with my child. FML
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
Today, hoping to seal the deal on a promotion, I had my boss over for dinner. My dad, who lives with me, started ranting about homosexuals burning in hell. My boss’s daughter is a lesbian. Now my dad’s nose is broken and I fear for my job. FML
Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML
Today, I found out that my boss's ex-husband is my company manager. They are one office space apart and constantly shouting about one another. I'm in that one office space between them. In the office across from me? Their daughter. FML
Today, my daughter was telling everyone at her elementry school about my gay partner. Yes, I have a gay partner. He is my work partner and he happens to be gay. FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I’d been crushing on told me he was gay so I wouldn’t hit on him anymore. Turns out he did that so he could focus on wooing a female coworker of mine. They’re now dating. FML
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
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gravityplanx 0
blessing in disguise!!! Get yourself fired. File a HUGE lawsuit. Go get a job somewhere where your boss isn't a total A-hole. Seriously, he can't fire you because your daughter is gay. He can't even legally fire you if YOU'RE gay, let alone your daughter. So let him try to do it and then get yourself a good lawyer... this should work out well...
ericalew_xo 0
That is a pretty shitty way to find out your daughter is gay, but that's not really the FML here. I'm sorry your boss is so homophobic and would fire you for something completely out of your control.
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Comments (115)
perdix 31
I can see how you might apply the healing lotion to the boss's daughter to try to bring her back over to our team, but you can't do that to your own kid. Maybe your boss can fix your daughter. That's going to be one awkward Monday morning!
KMtheDrummer 6
Perdix got moderated? Wow...
darkmis1 18
1) she's not gay-she's lesbian 2) so wut? there's nothing with that(and no-I'm not lesbian-I just respect others
nerdchic 5
she can be gay as well tard - it goes both ways
Cristaderzi 0
Aha Once Enda passes his boss can NOT fire him for such idiotoc prejudice!! Please folks contact your local senators,Congress people etc and DEMAND that Enda passes!!! They passes the Mathew Schphard hate crimes bill into law, So thank you to alll!! Transphobia,Homophobia,Sexism,racism etc are killers!!!! They kill as they are a cancer to a democracized society!!!!!
Cristaderzi 0
Actually yes he currently CAN fire queers and anything related to being queer!!! Thats why ENDA is being worked on,,,
nerdchic 5
actually no - there is a law against discrimination of any kind.. and queer is a offensive word.. just like ******..don't use it.. if he fired her bc her daughter is gay, then a lawsuit could happen. and the boss would get ******
wambamtysam 0
um gay is being a lesbian. hence "gay pride" or "gay community" so your not really doing anyone a favor. but man, FYL.
lil_ham1644 29
Your comment makes no sense. Seeing as he obviously knows what "gay" means.
Cristaderzi 0
I meant passed They passed lol
604 11
JERRY JERRY JERRY!!!
Cristaderzi 0
Yeah Jerry is ultra Transphobic!! They ran him out of Chicago!!!
somethingawesome 9
NOW YOU KNOW!
BannedDistress78 0
Why is this fml? It's hot and a win in my book XD