Today, I found out that my daughter is dating my boss's daughter. I found this out because my extremely homophobic boss told me and wants me to 'heal' them or get fired. I didn't even know my daughter was gay. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I found out that my parents have thought I'm lesbian for at least a year. I now understand why my dad has been trying to get me to "hang out" with his co-worker's daughter. FML
Today, my boss fired me because he found out I'm dating his daughter. Now I'm concerned what he might do if he finds out she's pregnant with my child. FML
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
Today, hoping to seal the deal on a promotion, I had my boss over for dinner. My dad, who lives with me, started ranting about homosexuals burning in hell. My boss’s daughter is a lesbian. Now my dad’s nose is broken and I fear for my job. FML
Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML
Today, I found out that my boss's ex-husband is my company manager. They are one office space apart and constantly shouting about one another. I'm in that one office space between them. In the office across from me? Their daughter. FML
Today, my daughter was telling everyone at her elementry school about my gay partner. Yes, I have a gay partner. He is my work partner and he happens to be gay. FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I’d been crushing on told me he was gay so I wouldn’t hit on him anymore. Turns out he did that so he could focus on wooing a female coworker of mine. They’re now dating. FML
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
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Top comments
gravityplanx 0
blessing in disguise!!! Get yourself fired. File a HUGE lawsuit. Go get a job somewhere where your boss isn't a total A-hole. Seriously, he can't fire you because your daughter is gay. He can't even legally fire you if YOU'RE gay, let alone your daughter. So let him try to do it and then get yourself a good lawyer... this should work out well...
ericalew_xo 0
That is a pretty shitty way to find out your daughter is gay, but that's not really the FML here. I'm sorry your boss is so homophobic and would fire you for something completely out of your control.
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Comments (115)
B5B0N35 18
Isnt it lesbian for girls?
cxex 23
Can't fire you for that, it's illegal
The_9th_Doctor 18
more power to her.
Baller_Bob 17
You don't have to do anything and he can't legally fire you for that
mavrik4 5
girls arent gay the are lesbian
fantasyworld 39
He can't fire you for that.
Imstilldreaming 12
How are you supposed to heal them?
malachite1357 11
Sorry you have such a terrible boss
WalkingWhovian 11
Personally, I would've calmly told him there's nothing in this scenario that needs "healing" except his attitude. Then, I would've taken both girls to get burgers and talk shit about him.
coolvictori 22
Sue the bastard!