Today, I found out that my daughter is dating my boss's daughter. I found this out because my extremely homophobic boss told me and wants me to 'heal' them or get fired. I didn't even know my daughter was gay. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I found out that my parents have thought I'm lesbian for at least a year. I now understand why my dad has been trying to get me to "hang out" with his co-worker's daughter. FML
Today, my boss fired me because he found out I'm dating his daughter. Now I'm concerned what he might do if he finds out she's pregnant with my child. FML
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
Today, hoping to seal the deal on a promotion, I had my boss over for dinner. My dad, who lives with me, started ranting about homosexuals burning in hell. My boss’s daughter is a lesbian. Now my dad’s nose is broken and I fear for my job. FML
Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML
Today, I found out that my boss's ex-husband is my company manager. They are one office space apart and constantly shouting about one another. I'm in that one office space between them. In the office across from me? Their daughter. FML
Today, my daughter was telling everyone at her elementry school about my gay partner. Yes, I have a gay partner. He is my work partner and he happens to be gay. FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I’d been crushing on told me he was gay so I wouldn’t hit on him anymore. Turns out he did that so he could focus on wooing a female coworker of mine. They’re now dating. FML
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
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gravityplanx 0
blessing in disguise!!! Get yourself fired. File a HUGE lawsuit. Go get a job somewhere where your boss isn't a total A-hole. Seriously, he can't fire you because your daughter is gay. He can't even legally fire you if YOU'RE gay, let alone your daughter. So let him try to do it and then get yourself a good lawyer... this should work out well...
ericalew_xo 0
That is a pretty shitty way to find out your daughter is gay, but that's not really the FML here. I'm sorry your boss is so homophobic and would fire you for something completely out of your control.
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Comments (115)
lahp 0
1, can i meet your daughter and her girlfriend .. and you are to leave us alone for 3 hours... 2, stash a tape recorder on you and get him to say something similar again then sue him..
cocainewhore 30
Perv. Gay girls don't want threesomes with guys. Hence they are gay.
ReecesPieces 0
Pray the gay away!!! Except lesbians because they're hot.
getreadysetfml 0
... that's hot
chaimuffin_fml 0
no its not... i have nothing against gays but have you seen actual lesbians? 90% of the time they are not hot at all.
ChakatBlackstar 29
#81 That's true of straight couples too.
BellaMuerte_fml 0
Get fired. Sue. Use money to buy big house. And a boat. Mildly related -- I hate homophobes. Your boss ******* sucks. My whole family is homophobic and it makes me sick. -_-"
Adrint 2
Americans: exremists
connman2 8
Oh my god i hate comments like yours. EXTREMISTS EXIST EVERYWHERE! Heck, by saying that Americans are extremists in such a blanket statement, IS EXTREMIST! For example: Terrorists are extremists, they can be found EVERYWHERE
connman2 8
Ironically me saying "everywhere" is extremist in itself..hehe
iZ3r0 0
Your boss is an Asshole..
amatayo 0
sorry guy
sydefx 0
That's hot. Let them be. I support gays and gay marriage... As long as it's 2 females XD
jchansfan 0
Heal them. Like a Boss. Or get fired. Like a Boss. (Ugh really alme Lonely Island joke... lmao) I personally don't think you should interfere with their relationship though. Your boss needs to get a grip. Hopefully he'll realize he has no right to fire you over this.
chellybelly 0
please dont break them up :'[ its not their fault that they love each other, you're boss is a jerk. please dot let ur job come between their love.
dvd175 5
so hes gona get himself fired and unemployed in a time when the economy is in the toilet, and getting a job is really tough just becasue of a relationship that will probably end in about 6 months....
chellybelly 0
you dont know when it will end, love is too special to be thrown away for something dumb like that
connman2 8
WE don't know the ops daughters age- she could be 20+ for all we know so it wouldnt necessarily end in 6 months
ndirish6012 0
Im gonna assume that firing someone for that is illegal. Talk to his boss if he has one or talk to your HR rep