ishweta56
United States
Get out
Today, me and my friend are sitting here on fmylife.com while our boyfriends are out clubbing. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
jailey
Today, my friend decided that we should go clubbing together to "catch up". Her version of catching up is me standing beside her making out with some random dude in the parking lot. FML
hateskool888581
Mexico
Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some "drunk-old-perverts harassing them". It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML
kayla53
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Elmer, United States
Seeing other people
Today, my boyfriend posted pictures of him at the bar last night with his ex. And ones of them in her bed this morning. I guess we're sleeping with other people? FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Who's in charge?
Today, a couple of days after my boyfriend came on a night out with my friends but made us leave early as he had an early work shift, he's now spent the last two nights out with his friends, late, and all my friends are busy and a bit peeved at us taking off early the other night. FML
therealkathl
Austria
Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML
ihateumicheal
United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
dudeWTF
United States
Peter and Pan
Today, after a great double date with my best friend and two really hot guys, we went back to my place. My friend and I left the guys in the living room to go grab some more wine. When we came back, we found our dates making out with each other on the couch. FML
lonelygirl
United States
Today, my boyfriend took me on a romantic weekend away at a hotel. What is he doing now? On his computer looking up stuff on Craigslist while I am watching t.v. alone. FML
awkward.
Rickmansworth, United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Anonymous
Rocklin, United States
Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung my leg over the stool, and through no fault of my own, sat on my own balls. I quickly got thrown out for "harassing the ladies." FML
Top comments
x_eyebrows 0
Well, instead of sitting on your asses at home and feeling sorry for yourselves, you could actually go out and do something WITHOUT your boyfriends. You don't need them to have fun.
kisseshugsdrugs 5
one: you couldve went out with your boyfriends to go clubbing. two: you could have a girls night..out, in, whatever. three: stop being whiny bitches. and four: what ******* guys go clubbing anyway? toolbags, douchebags, and gay guys. which one of those describe your boyfriends?
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Comments (66)
Chris93Jones 20
this sounds like a shitty my life is bro post.
scice03 8
Red flag, men don't go "clubbing" for a boys night. Sketchy.
sartrow 8
how ironic lol
cp399 14
Perhaps brush up on your grammar while you're at home.
laditiggsz 11
Sucks yall should go out as well
ChunkyBuiscuit 13
*my friend and I
PotatoesAndCake 26
Then, go out yourselves! Damn! It's not that hard
JustSomeBroad 24
I almost want more details. Maybe one of the girls had gotten sick so they couldn't join the guys.