Seth
Shit yourself time
Today, on my way to a job interview, I saw a dog running down the road so I stopped to pet it. It was a wolf. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
noxiffic
Sandnes, Norway
Today, as I was walking home from work, I got chased halfway home by a wolf. Yes, a wolf. I live in central Norway. FML
crybaby
Elmont, United States
Today, I had a job interview. Everything was going well until I noticed a picture of a dog hanging on the wall, which reminded me of the ending of Marley and Me. I started crying and had to be escorted out. FML
mr_dinzaster
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Cartoonish
Today, a dog came into my yard. I bent down to pet him, forgetting I had a burger in my hand. The dog grabbed it and ran. FML
psh_idontbite
United States
Today, I was walking my dog around my neighborhood, when I saw this really cute boy. My dog then saw a squirrel and dragged me through mud. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Where would we be without GPS?
Today, I followed my GPS exactly for directions to my job interview. I ended up at a petting zoo. I was too embarrassed to admit my mistake, so I pretended to pet a goat before leaving. FML
Sylv
You ain't from around here, are you?
Today, I was running late for a job interview so I took what I thought was a shortcut through an dank alleyway. I ended up getting chased by a pack of stray cats and arrived at the interview covered in scratches and cat hair. FML
Elizabeth Haygood
Dog hater?
Today, I had a phone interview for a better position at work. I've been training my puppy recently not to bark. I put on dog-calming videos while she was in the kennel. During the interview, my neighbor's dog started barking and my dog immediately responded back. My boss ended the interview. FML
Jayman223
Reno, United States
Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML
stinky skunk
Canada
Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML
Anonymous
United States
Hey you
Today, I was walking my dog when I saw a cute guy jogging towards me. I tried to look cool and gave him a smile. At that exact moment, my dog stopped to poop directly on my shoe. The guy jogged past without breaking stride and muttered, “Perfect timing.” FML
Top comments
weeping_willow 25
Why tf would you pet a random ass dog anyways? That’s asking to get bit
Yudith 28
Did you manage to pet the wolf? Was it a good wolf?
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weeping_willow 25
Why tf would you pet a random ass dog anyways? That’s asking to get bit
livatesselaar 2
were you wearing a red coat by any chance?
Yudith 28
Did you manage to pet the wolf? Was it a good wolf?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I absolutely love wolves and I totally would have pet it LOL, but what I don't get is why you suddenly stopped and got out of your car to pet a random dog or any creature.
Even Neeve 3
I’ll be honest, this made me laugh.