Get out
Today, me and my friend are sitting here on fmylife.com while our boyfriends are out clubbing. FML
Today, me and my friend are sitting here on fmylife.com while our boyfriends are out clubbing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend decided that we should go clubbing together to "catch up". Her version of catching up is me standing beside her making out with some random dude in the parking lot. FML
Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some "drunk-old-perverts harassing them". It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted pictures of him at the bar last night with his ex. And ones of them in her bed this morning. I guess we're sleeping with other people? FML
Today, a couple of days after my boyfriend came on a night out with my friends but made us leave early as he had an early work shift, he's now spent the last two nights out with his friends, late, and all my friends are busy and a bit peeved at us taking off early the other night. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, after a great double date with my best friend and two really hot guys, we went back to my place. My friend and I left the guys in the living room to go grab some more wine. When we came back, we found our dates making out with each other on the couch. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a romantic weekend away at a hotel. What is he doing now? On his computer looking up stuff on Craigslist while I am watching t.v. alone. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung my leg over the stool, and through no fault of my own, sat on my own balls. I quickly got thrown out for "harassing the ladies." FML
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Top comments
x_eyebrows 0
Well, instead of sitting on your asses at home and feeling sorry for yourselves, you could actually go out and do something WITHOUT your boyfriends. You don't need them to have fun.
kisseshugsdrugs 5
one: you couldve went out with your boyfriends to go clubbing. two: you could have a girls night..out, in, whatever. three: stop being whiny bitches. and four: what ******* guys go clubbing anyway? toolbags, douchebags, and gay guys. which one of those describe your boyfriends?
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Comments (66)
Nacirema20 0
oh... y dont u guys go out then...?
funnydomo 0
You're stupid. Just leave.
steveakafranxy 7
be specific, are you talking to OP or someone else who posted here?
nightswimmer 0
nobody gives a shit, just save everyone the time theyd have to spend with you and commit suicide right now!
gummibehrs 4
It says you're from New Jersey - does that mean your boyfriends are orange, steroid-infused guidos with hair gelled sharp and stiff enough to puncture chain mail? Stop whining and go out. Or go spy on your boyfriends while they make out with wannabe-Italian oompa loompas with fake boobs.
Alicia_Raven7 0
uh not everyone from New Jersey is like that.
steveakafranxy 7
a pet peeve of mine is when people post stereotypes (even if they dont apply to me), religious views, anti war campaigns, "animal murderer" or anything else that could start a pointless debate. I respect your opinion, as long as you respect the opinion of everyone else
fudgnugget 0
ohy gosh ur lifes such because you can't be with your boy friends for one day
Baron_Random 0
You do realise if you continue with this behaviour they're probably gonna cheat on you and then break up with you when they find another girl, get drunk, hook up and eventually decide you aren't good enough.
heygirlhey7 0
get a life or new bfs
michelleJ11 25
New boyfriends because they don't take their girlfriends out with them? How is it their boyfriends' fault that they can't have fun without them?
TAKBTG97 0
llamas
kneecole 0
Go do something geez
birdfreak 24
wow I wood go with
Dajucy1 7
*would