Today, I came back to my boyfriend's house where I've been staying to find all my things thrown outside, ruined, including my entire CD collection, textbooks and clothes cut up. All because I had left my phone there and had got a text from a guy saying, "Hi, how have you been?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML
Today, I got home and found all my things thrown out into the yard, including the stuff from my mancave, which I spent thousands of dollars on. Apparently, my girlfriend stopped for a visit while my wife was home. I’d stupidly given her a key. Turns out my wife called out sick today. FML
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML
Today, I walked out to my car to see a broken window, a bunch of stuff missing, egg shells, and a note that read, "Stop banging my boyfriend." I haven't had anyone in my love life for over a year. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
Today, my now-ex dumped me at a house party, which I then couldn't leave, as all my things were at his house, where I was meant to be staying. FML
Today, someone took my phone away. Why? Because I was texting my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me with one of my friends. FML
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mariet_fml 23
Make him pay to replace everything, then dump him. Take legal action if needed.
PreludeToADream 0
Wow that really sucks. Paranoid boyfriend much?
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Comments (149)
skulluks 0
Move out, cheat cheat cheat and make him find many emails from the other guys. After cutting off his balls and taking the money he owns you of course.
Tyraen 6
after she's done with him, that's not cheating, more like rebounding. Anyway, pointless effort after suing his sorry ass
xdust 4
that is the proper response. you got it first try.
CTVrhythmguitari 8
lol fail, what an ass :P sorry to hear that! I'd never do that to a girl xD but you should sue :D
pandapoopDX 0
your a guy?!
maa_rico 4
lol my thoughts exactly. Since i started reading his comments i always thought this dude was a girl. Damn this boy looks like a girl.
2010smhill2010 0
boats and hoes is all he cares about ;)
bitheway 2
Wow he has some anger issues
DasHaas 9
Things like this make me wonder if people can't read the sign of "unhealthily jealous boyfriend" during their relation or are totally oblivious to how these kind of relationships end.
love_me_electric 20
Well considering a lot of young girls think it's romantic that a guy comes into a girls house at night and watches her sleep (cough -twilight- cough) it wouldn't surprise me if the idea of an insanely possessive boyfriend is attractive to them.
Tempuser117 2
^Win!
Mach10 0
this^^^^
pinkdisco 3
Oh jeez. if someone watched me sleeping I wouldn't find it romantic, I'd find it creepy! And I like twilight haha. These people can be completely normal when they start a relationship, then it's as if a switch has been flicked and the CRAZY comes out!
lalaney 14
Yep. My boyfriend seemed "normal" in this way at the beginning, then revealed how possessive he could get. In this situation, he would've looked through my phone, NOT thrown out my stuff, just would've given me the silent treatment for a day.
RavenNight 0
i hate guys like tht. they think tht ur gonna stop tlking to the male population cuz ur dating one. i mean really get over urselves.
derek9901 0
not all of us are like that
DocBastard 40
I hate people who can't be bothered to spell out "that" and "you're". Seriously, you can spell out "population", but adding that little "a" to complete "that" is too much for you to handle?
icadragoon 11
^ Love your comment, couldn't have said it better myself.
MissBunny25 0
thank you doc :)
nexismyname 0
I agree entirely doc.
Ryan55 0
just sayin, there's a hell of a lot more girls that are clingy and jealous like that than there are guys......so don't act all high and mighty :)
Civilianswilldie 0
I just lost 7 IQ points reading your comment.
oooKiLLaHooo 0
I agree..perhaps even 8?
rttr 18
WHEre the **** do you live? I rarely hear stories of murdered women
rttr 18
Also, I have heard many stories of murdered men.
im_emile 4
#29, 27 said they hate guys like that not hate all guys...
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Eh, good riddance. With him being that jealous and overreacting like that, you should be happy he broke up with you. Sucks about your stuff though :( FYL
maphineRAWRS 10
yeah thats so over protective it's dangerous, please tell me you dumped him.
MissBunny25 0
whoa, 60, that's a little too far.. how does she look like a cheating w*ore? she never did anything to you, dude..
marinus_fml 20
yeah Josie you little hooker. haha jks, I agree, that is over protective and quite dangerous. #60 just a coward over the internetz.
4Lonely2Stoner0 0
You *****.
missylee 0
ur fault for being with him. so dun complain