Cpt Colin
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Get out of here
Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ShayisPay101
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Life goals
Today, my daughter told me she wants to be a stripper when she grows up, just like "Daddy's girlfriend." We're still married. FML
Anonymous
Clermont, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was given a lapdance by a pregnant stripper. FML
ChePow
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Grossed out
Today, a stripper came into my work to get some posters copied. She asked if she could pay in small bills. I just touched $50 that have probably rubbed up against a stripper's twat. FML
oops999
Downingtown, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Sounds hot
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Nice try
Today, my girlfriend of 4 weeks tried to use sex to manipulate me. After sex, I was blissful and half asleep, which is the time she chose to tell me she has some credit card debt and could I please help her pay it off. £27,000. Yeah, no. Don’t let the door hit you on the way back to the street. FML
asdfasdf
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Time is money
Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
Anonymous
Edison, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Finger wagging
Today, my normally-prudish girlfriend grabbed my crotch and said, "I want you to fuck me like I've never been fucked." I obliged. She loved it, until after we'd finished, when she decided that she felt "cheap, gross, and used" and started a huge fight. FML
Big B
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was at the strip club. I put my dollar on the stage. When the stripper came over to take it, she stood me up and flipped my tits and said I had bigger ones than her. I'm a guy. FML
Anonymous
Lemont, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity. Too bad it cost me every last shred of self-respect and involved begging a hooker to take my money. FML
Go away
Humboldt, United States
Today, after doing vigorous chores all day with my girlfriend, her mom came and paid us each $100. My girlfriend cried and threw a fit because she said they were her chores, so she deserves all the money. FML
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Garzoo 4
Wow. She's a keeper!
kut19 6
Too cheap to spring for the prostitute?
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Comments (78)
ndnpride88 25
You don't hear that everyday..... Go for it
goodgirlxgonebad 3
Ouch. That's kinda cool but... Not? Strippers don't equal sex
davek 36
Take the "stripper" money and spend it on an actual *****?
RedCamaro10 0
... I don't think I'd complain about that.
massacreman3000 1
what if he took the money and invested it instead. in ten years, if he plays his cards correctly... all the womens!
Khalifa89 1
Its a test!!!!!!! Don't Do It!!!!!!!
bubuguzman 0
Take The Money :D
capnbzarr 43
A stripper, or a prostitute? Because a stripper wouldn't really solve your problem; in fact she'd probably only exacerbate it.
mitchossimpants 4
Did you accept?
patzz12 0
Why is this a FML?!?!?!??