Today, it's my first day at a new school. I transferred here halfway through the year to get away from a girl who bullies me. She's apparently bullied her mom into transferring her here as well. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Today, I unwillingly transferred to a private from a public school this year, due to my parent's rampant political beliefs. Some of the popular girls I went to school with in elementary school also attend this school. I smiled at one of them in the hallway when I saw them this morning. She saw me and rolled her eyes. FML
Today, I had to show a new student around my school. Normally, that wouldn't be such a bad thing, but the student was my crazy, overly-attached ex. I transferred schools to get away from her in the first place. FML
Today, I discovered that the school I transferred from last year is closing. All the people that I so happily escaped from and left behind at that school will now be flocking to my new school senior year. Faaaantastic. FML
Today, I started at a new school. It's a pretty great school, but there's only one problem: Everybody thinks I'm a teacher. I'm only a freshman. FML
Today, it was my first day of junior year and a little freshman scumbag pushed me out of the way for no apparent reason. FML
Today, one of my friends got upset with me because I’m leaving our high school. The high school I have been bullied at for the past 3 years. FML
Today, my mom started her new job; she's now my new coworker. She's already told the other girl I'd said she talks too much, and has berated me for not calling her "Mom" while at work. FML
Today, my school sent me an email saying I would be transferred to another class this Monday. I told my mom about it. Turns out my drunk mom ran into my teacher at a bar and started berating her for being at the bar, instead of grading her “kid’s exam already.” I’m a high school senior. FML
Today, I went to my first class of the year. The first thing the teacher said was, "I hate this f*cking school." FML
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tacojauns 45
She secretly loves you
sig4life 18
Wow, she needs a taste of her own medicine.
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Comments (197)
Pleonasm 36
With such a talented bullier, you should just quit while you're behind.
RainbowDashie140 12
Quit as in... Die? Get beat up? Suicide? Do specify.
easyprey 8
Pleo I hate seeing you thumbed down, your my favorite commenter :) with that said, instead of quitting just stop trying and enjoy the moment, she makes your life hell, make making your life hell hell... If that makes sense.
laurencheese 7
Options for youth. Independent study.
caseyatthebat 7
FYL Op. That really sucks. Ever consider filing for harassment?
bornaunicorn 12
Sorry to hear. Maybe you can set up a meeting with the principal, your parents and her parents and work something out. Or stop her from transferring all together. Things will get better!
Archay 13
Move to Africa tame the wild and wait for her to move there, when she starts the bullying start talking in tongues summon the beasts of the wild and have them explain to her what she is doing is wrong.
DocBastard 40
I had a kid bully me both verbally and physically all through middle school. One day I had had enough, so I hauled off and slugged him in the gut. He didn't say a word to me for the next 6 years until I graduated. I usually don't condone violence, but that seems to be the only thing these cretins understand. Just don't do it in front of a teacher. Good luck.
ICastillo 25
Nothing gets through to bully but a good old fashioned ass whooping.
perdix 31
I condone violence in very specific circumstances. I dealt with a bully in high school and he didn't stop until I smashed him in the ******* nose and made him bleed like a stuck pig all over the wet street at the bus stop. That is still a fond memory. When you are dealing with a Hitler, Osama Bin Laden or a schoolyard bully, violence is the only option.
danial1214 21
Same thing happened to me except i decided to send him to the hospital by punching him in the gut, kneeing him in the face twice then pushing him down and stepping on his face... Noone has attempted to bully me since
klutz44 28
62 - I think the idea is to send a message, not send anyone to the hospital.
HowieDoIt 21
She won't have any friends there yet, let others know in advance how she is, and you'll hopefully be protected by good friends. If that doesn't work, do stuff to her she won't know is you: booby trap her locker, etc
SWC_Penguin 17
Bad idea. Then everyone will think she has a REASON to want to hit him...the kid who came in bad-mouthing her behind her back.
HowieDoIt 21
Or she pull a Max Keeble and take the bullies down!
ICastillo 25
Op you must have one of those faces..you know one if those hittable faces.
theunlovedemo 10
What the hell?! No one ever asks to be bullied!
SWC_Penguin 17
This story will end up having a 'Fight Club' twist at the end. Does she follow you everywhere you go? Poor OP
Fuhkyoo 17
i guess not alot of people have seen fight club on here, cause that was a brilliant insight right there. makes alot more sense than a bully who would actualy transfer schools just so they could keep bullying the same person.
Tali147 16
That's terrible! I think almost everyone had been bullied at least a little bit in some way, shape or form. Just try your best to not let it get to you! And as bad as it may be now. it will get better eventually.